Q. What does the average Florida State player get on his SATs?
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> A. Drool
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> Q. What do you get when you put 32 Florida State cheerleaders in one
room?
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> A. A full set of teeth
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> Q. How do you get a Fla. State cheerleader into your dorm room?
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> A. Grease her hips and push
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Q. How do you get a Fla State graduate off your porch?
> A. Pay him for the pizza
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> Q. How do you know if an Fla State football player has a girlfriend?
> A. There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
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> Q. Why is a Fla State football team like a possum?
> A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
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> Q. What are the longest three years of a Fla State football player's life?
> A. His freshman year
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> Q. How many Fla State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> A. None. That's a sophomore course
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> Q. Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco?
> A. Tallahassee FL He knew the Police would never look at Fla State for a Heisman Trophy winner.


Go Gators!

haha those are good :thumbsup:

I like it, but it would be better if you put Alabama in place of Fla. state

Cant say much about AL. I was there for our beatdown this year. One of our guys actually told a girl that BRodie would have to have an 80yd td pass on the first play if Bama was gonna beat us. Very first Bama series, 80yd td pass to Prothro. Made me sick, but had to laugh.

Buts its still better than being a CrimiNole!

hell yall broke prothros leg and yall were just building up there sprits for the eventual ass kicking by LSU and AUBURN