>> Married Life---A Sweet Story!
> > >>
> > >> A couple had only been married for two weeks when
> > the husband,
> > >> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go
> > out on the town and
> > >> party with his old buddies. So, he said to his
> > new wife, "Honey, I'll
> > >> be right back."
> > >>
> > >> "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the
> > wife.
> > >> "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to
> > have a beer."
> > >>
> > >> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She
> > opened the door to the
> > >> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
> > beer, brands from
> > >> 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
> > India, etc.
> > >>
> > >> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
> > thing that he could
> > >> think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop, but at the
> > bar, you know...
> > >> they have frozen glasses."
> > >>
> > >> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the
> > wife interrupted
> > >> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy
> > Face?" She took a huge
> > >> beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
> > was getting chills
> > >> just holding it.
> > >>
> > >> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes,
> > Tootsie Roll, but at the
> > >> bar they have those hors d'oeuvre s that are
> > really delicious. I
> > >> won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise.
> > OK?"
> > >>
> > >> "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She
> > opened the oven and took
> > >> out dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
> > wings, pigs in
> > >> blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
> > >>
> > >> "But my sweet honey, at the bar.... you know...
> > there's swearing,
> > >> dirty words, and all that."
> > >>
> > >> "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Listen up
> > shit-for-brains! Sit your
> > >> ass down, shut the hell up, drink your beer in
> > your frozen mug, and
> > >> eat your f---ing hors d'oeuvres, because your
> > married ass isn't going
> > >> to a damned bar! That crap is over. Got it, Numb
> > nuts?"
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> And, they lived happily ever after. Now, isn't
> > that a sweet story? :p

LOL

I wonder what mine will finally do to stop my recreation.....then again she doesn't really care cause it involves me a box of tools and one of my vehicles. Ocassionally we throw a beer or two in there. God I got boring after kids

Hahahaha, that's pretty damn good

I feel sorry for that guy... :)

Guess it's good that I am not like that. ;) I'd just go to the bar with SVO and hang out with the guys. Of course everyone usually comes to our house to hang out and drink a couple. Always wanting to see what the crazy man is doing in our garage... :confused: :p

Thankfully my wife is nothing like that...She would only get pissed if I went to the bar and didn't ask her if she wanted to go with me :D

hahaha i've heard stories like that from the guys I work with :thumbsup:

-Drew