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Stang Girl
06-22-2006, 01:35 PM
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25
years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25
year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in
a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... :p

unclemeat
06-22-2006, 01:45 PM
Very Clever.

E.B. Cornburner
04-28-2007, 03:20 PM
You know that part in the marriage vows that goes "till death do us part"? Later on in life, you'll realize you're actually setting a goal!

Stic-o
04-28-2007, 06:37 PM
Funny, Stang Girl, I have your signiture on a T-shirt! :D