You are viewing the Serious Explorations Archive.
Click Here to view our message board.


View Full Version : is it a bomb or a penis pump.


moose1
08-23-2006, 04:59 PM
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto


He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

© 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

99stocksport
08-23-2006, 06:38 PM
that sucks.....

FROADER
08-23-2006, 06:43 PM
What a dumb ass. He couldn't come up with something better/less threatening (at an airport, no less) than a fricken bomb?

section525
08-23-2006, 06:49 PM
"That's not a bomb! It's a pump for my schlong!"

410Fortune
08-23-2006, 06:51 PM
hello dumbass you are going to Turkey, you can buy anything you want when you get there.....much of the Turkish population is devoute Muslim and very well mannered, the other group is full of sex clubs, it was all in the brouchure provided to me by the hotel...

FROADER
08-23-2006, 07:00 PM
hello dumbass you are going to Turkey, you can buy anything you want when you get there.....much of the Turkish population is devoute Muslim and very well mannered, the other group is full of sex clubs, it was all in the services provided to me by the hotel...
By hotel, do you mean a sexually open female on the street...? :p

Brett F.
08-24-2006, 01:53 PM
^^^^^ Roflmao!!

not turbo
08-24-2006, 02:29 PM
Why would anyone bring along a penis pump on a trip to Turkey?!?

Turdle
08-24-2006, 03:40 PM
Ummm
I said BONG

Rick
08-24-2006, 03:58 PM
I went to Israel a couple times when I was a teenager.

On my return I had to go through US customs in New York. The customs guy looks through my bag and pulls out a hookah. He says "what's this"? I said "it's a hookah I picked up in the Arab market, and it's for ornamental purposes":D :smoke: