OK! Santa will be comming in less then a week so theres not much time left!
I want a Rolex watch or another race horse. Of course I wish that every year with no results but I keep on trying.
What do you want?
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to go riding in a one horse open sleigh!

This thread brings to mind a thread which Monmix posted (http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123861)last year. Santa has a deadline giving out gifts. It must be a "clause" in his contract!

A GPS unit!

Memo from Santa Claus:


I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves, Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies, so please keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads, "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC Cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying 'coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear, "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho" has been replaced by "Yeee Haw." And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I heer'd dat"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off" in bright neon colors.

7. The usual Christmas movie classics, such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life," will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV," featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus

Dear Santa



I have been a good boy this year. I would like this from Dixon bros and Perry's Fab n Fiber.

Thank You Santa

OK! Santa will be comming in less then a week so theres not much time left!
I want a Rolex watch or another race horse. Of course I wish that every year with no results but I keep on trying.
What do you want?
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to go riding in a one horse open sleigh!

LOL!!! What do I really want Santa to bring me? Nothing material, only thing I want is to find a good paying job and a nice apartment in Vermont, if that happens I will be genuinely happy.

A GPS unit!

Memo from Santa Claus:


I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves, Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies, so please keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads, "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC Cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying 'coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear, "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho" has been replaced by "Yeee Haw." And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I heer'd dat"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off" in bright neon colors.

7. The usual Christmas movie classics, such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life," will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV," featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus

are you serious we in Alabama have to do with the real Santa Claus

Sirius Radio for me please.

An extra weeks vacation time, and co-workers who will do their job so I can actually take it

Its 7pm and Im still at work.:fire:

Less stress in my job :(

Pink Slip for my X would be nice.