Hello everyone. My name is Jen & I own a 1991 Eddie Bauer. I purchased her back in 4/06. Yes I'm a newbie but I love her. She needed a little TLC when I bought her but it was worth it.
When I bought her she smelled of dog & had dog fur all over her cloth interior. She needed all new brake lines & drums not to mention an alignment. Her accelerator cable was disconnected & had a dead battery.
Since I've bought her I have done all necessary repairs, put in a new stereo/cd player, cleaned her every week inside & out including trying to restore her glossy exterior, installed vent guards & a cute bumper sticker thats states "Normal people worry me"
I never wanted an SUV but I was in a bind when I bought her but I have grown to love her.
I will pretty much keep her stock but will continue to make her look & drive better everyday.

Sweet jen did you do the work yourself.

Sweet jen did you do the work yourself.

I helped with all the repairs. As a mechanic's daughter I can do alot but somethings I stay away from. The minor stuff, well that was all me!:D

Glad to have you aboard. Be sure to get pics of your rig. We dont care if its stock, street or off road. If your on myspace heres my link. http://www.myspace.com/36124691

Glad to have you aboard. Be sure to get pics of your rig. We dont care if its stock, street or off road. If your on myspace heres my link. http://www.myspace.com/36124691

As soon as she recovers from her latest endeaver in the shop, I will most definately have pictures of her to post. I'm also in the process of trying to get her twin that I saw for sale today.

Uh oh, Jen's been bitten by the bug. Welcome to the forum. Congratulations on your X. :)

Uh oh, Jen's been bitten by the bug. Welcome to the forum. Congratulations on your X. :)

LOL Thank you. Guess you can say that. But where can you find an SUV that drives like a car, but can handle like a beast when you want it to?

Ah you figured out the secret. So are you going to drive one X Monday-Thursday, and the other Friday-Sunday? Or drive them every other day? hehe :)

It'll be cool having two X's that look the same. What kind of condition is the other one you are looking at in?

I helped with all the repairs. As a mechanic's daughter I can do alot but somethings I stay away from. The minor stuff, well that was all me!:D

I think Iam in love, a girl that works on her own car sweet.

Ah you figured out the secret. So are you going to drive one X Monday-Thursday, and the other Friday-Sunday? Or drive them every other day? hehe :)

It'll be cool having two X's that look the same. What kind of condition is the other one you are looking at in?

Ya know I never looked at it that way!?!? Well my Eddie has a cloth interior, is a 1991 w/roughly 151k. The other Eddie has leather interior, is a 1992 w/roughly 158k. They look almost identical right down to the rust spots.

I think Iam in love, a girl that works on her own car sweet.

ah shucks I'm blushing!!;)
yup I have no prob getting down & dirty. many times I was all dressed up for work, looking under the hood messing with stuff, getting covered in grease & what not.

yeah I'm on myspace but no pix of my baby on there, least not yet.

http://www.myspace.com/grrlwronged

:D ah shucks I'm blushing!!;)
yup I have no prob getting down & dirty. many times I was all dressed up for work, looking under the hood messing with stuff, getting covered in grease & what not.

:D

Hi Jen and welcome. We also have a forum for the ladies on the site too. Click on the link in my signature to get there

I think Iam in love, a girl that works on her own car sweet.
Oh, GAWD. Someone's gonna get in trouble here, I can see it. "These guys get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pantsy." Anyways, welcome, Jen. You know, if you buy the twin, will you drive them both down the same trails so they get the same battle scars, too? If anything, at least one can make a sweet parts vehicle, right?

Hi Jen and welcome. We also have a forum for the ladies on the site too. Click on the link in my signature to get there

I don't have a problem talking with the guys. I am one of them (not really) but all my friends are guys.

Oh, GAWD. Someone's gonna get in trouble here, I can see it. "These guys get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pantsy." Anyways, welcome, Jen. You know, if you buy the twin, will you drive them both down the same trails so they get the same battle scars, too? If anything, at least one can make a sweet parts vehicle, right?

Ok (:bsnicker: Sucky Mass.) Ill be in Boston in like say 12 hours see you then! Besides i dont drink syrup, maple gets me wasted. See you at Logan!

I think Iam in love, a girl that works on her own car sweet.

your married......but im not. :p:

Welcome to the forum.

I don't have a problem talking with the guys. I am one of them (not really) but all my friends are guys.

Funny Jen, all my friends are guys too :D My two daughters are just like me, we don't get along with most girls, you know the type, the ones whose only idea of fun is shopping (To me shopping is a chore, not fun)

I saw a decal on a truck that said "Real Women Drive Trucks" Gotta find one for my Explorer :D

Yeah it's funny cause I so look girly girl, but deep down I'm a hardcore b*tch. I tinker with my vehicles, throw my weight around in a mosh pit & according to all my guy friends I'm one of them. Some of my guy friends come to me with their vehicle problems. But yeah I hear ya Sobelover, I don't get along with women unless they are like me.

your married......but im not. :p:

Welcome to the forum.

Well I'm sooooooooooooo single. :banghead: LOL
But seriously thank you for the welcome :wavey:

welcome to the forum jen and congrads with ur x

welcome to the forum jen and congrads with ur x

thank you & thank you

damn jerk sold my X's twin yesterday!! oh well thats life

Bah, oh well. It's ok. You can spend your 50 bucks a little farther away. No biggie.

so where are the pictures of your explorer?

so where are the pictures of your explorer?

sadly I have none at the moment. she's in the shop with a lovely A4LD tranny problem.:(
but as soon as she's out & I can get her cleaned up I will have pix of her.

I was playing around with the idea of this summer doing a pinup type pic with her to help my friend with his photography.

your married......but im not. :p:

Welcome to the forum.

shhhh dont tell


hahaha kidding i love my wife she lets me do anything i want to MY X

Yeah it's funny cause I so look girly girl, but deep down I'm a hardcore b*tch. I tinker with my vehicles, throw my weight around in a mosh pit & according to all my guy friends I'm one of them. Some of my guy friends come to me with their vehicle problems. But yeah I hear ya Sobelover, I don't get along with women unless they are like me.

Is it me or are the girls that come from NE area. Are so down to earth and know something other than oh my nails bla bla bla or how much $ do you make. Take my wife for instance she know more than me about sports and stuff. We go to and watch redsox games all the time. We watch football ( go bears) and she says oh you car needs something oh go fix it, not you spend to much time on your car, she rulles! she's from Boston!

I think you just have an excellent taste in women. :)

I think you just have an excellent taste in women. :)

X2

sadly I have none at the moment. she's in the shop with a lovely A4LD tranny problem.:(
but as soon as she's out & I can get her cleaned up I will have pix of her.

I was playing around with the idea of this summer doing a pinup type pic with her to help my friend with his photography.

well is your X out of the shop yet

well is your X out of the shop yet

nope not yet. it's taking a little longer than normal cause my mechanic is backed up. don't worry I wanna see her as much as anyone else!!!!

As of this weekend I will be the proud owner of a 1992 Eddie Bauer 5spd. So now my baby has a sister to play with !!! ;P

Woohoo! No automatic! :-D

Woohoo! No automatic! :-D


No sh*t!!! I've been dying to drive stick again. And the best part of it is I'm getting her for $0.

cough trail rig cough cough.

No sh*t!!! I've been dying to drive stick again. And the best part of it is I'm getting her for $0.

you got your new X for $0

I got this yesterday for 65 grrr! you def got the better deal.

you got your new X for $0

I got this yesterday for 65 grrr! you def got the better deal.

man what can I say but I'm on a lucky streak?!?!?

cough trail rig cough cough.

lol I don't know what I'm gonna do with either one of my girls. Most definately keeping both stock. But I will take both on the trails. So when we all meet up I'll have both my baby girls to show off!! :p:

As of this weekend I will be the proud owner of a 1992 Eddie Bauer 5spd. So now my baby has a sister to play with !!! ;P

I made a typo... it's another 1991 not 1992

Nice, Eddie Bauers with manual transmissions are very rare.

Nice, Eddie Bauers with manual transmissions are very rare.

Yeah? Hmm didn't know but hey I'm lucky his wife didn't want it anymore after he just had a whole brand new tranny system put in!! :D

Wait a sec. It wasn't this EB with a Manual in CT was it?
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171281

Wait a sec. It wasn't this EB with a Manual in CT was it?
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171281

yes sir it is. now as of sunday morn it's mine
why do you ask?

yes sir it is. now as of sunday morn it's mine
why do you ask?

Oh man. I was gunning for it but the guy never got back to the thread after a couple days. Well congrats. Did you figure out where the oil is going in the engine?

Oh man. I was gunning for it but the guy never got back to the thread after a couple days. Well congrats. Did you figure out where the oil is going in the engine?

As soon as I get her in my driveway she's getting looked over & what I can't solve is going to my mechanic to fix.
By all means if you feel you wanna help me tinker with it take a ride. lol

I'll meet you half way. hehe So the guy just ended up letting it go for free to get rid of it?

I'll meet you half way. hehe So the guy just ended up letting it go for free to get rid of it?

well sorta. that & the fact when I went there last night it was so f*in freezing & windy that he said it was mine just so he could go inside. so I called him tonight to make arrangements to tow it out sunday morn

I have all the time in the world right now to tinker with it as I semi work from home.(I book bands for a local club here in CT)

well sorta. that & the fact when I went there last night it was so f*in freezing & windy that he said it was mine just so he could go inside. so I called him tonight to make arrangements to tow it out sunday morn

I have all the time in the world right now to tinker with it as I semi work from home.(I book bands for a local club here in CT)

Nice. I've muddling around with starting an Ebay business working from home.

Nice. I've muddling around with starting an Ebay business working from home.

Somedays I get so bored, but hey I get to be lazy & wear my pj's all day if I wanna.
So all my bored free time will be tinkering with my new baby right now till I get her running smooth.

you got your new X for $0

I got this yesterday for 65 grrr! you def got the better deal.

Not to worry, yours has a stick shift, too, I see! :thumbsup: :)

Not to worry, yours has a stick shift, too, I see! :thumbsup: :)

Looks like an automatic to me. It has a manual transfer case it looks like.

Looks like an automatic to me. It has a manual transfer case it looks like.
Exactomundo! :D

Well if anyone is interested in helping me tinker with it by all means I don't mind. lol
I'm actually really excited bout this X. She doesn't need too much (that I know of yet) & as soon as I'm done with her she'll look just as pretty as my other baby.
Can't wait to get them both up at a meet. Spring hurry up!!!!

18hrs till I pick up my 2nd Eddie. Damn rain!! Oh well, I don't care. I'll work on her in the rain. At least it'll help me wash her!! :P

Just try not to give it pneumonia. :p:

Not to worry, yours has a stick shift, too, I see! :thumbsup: :)

yep:D and 56 miles as of today!

yep:D and 56 miles as of today!

you'll stop counting after there's a few more 0's added to that #

(I book bands for a local club here in CT)

What club if you don't mind me asking? Toad's?

What club if you don't mind me asking? Toad's?

Nope. Ultimate Billiards

K my new baby's in my drive. Waiting for the rain to subside so I can tinker with her. As soon as I get a clear day I will have pix to share of her.

Nope. Ultimate Billiards

Name sounds familiar, where is that?

Name sounds familiar, where is that?

Berlin (Newington) off the Turnpike

:ttiwwp: come on where are they:D

:ttiwwp: come on where are they:D

As soon as it stops raining I will have pix of my new baby & some of my other baby as I had her dropped back off till my mechanic has time.
HAPPY????

:D What you dont have an umbrella.:D

Berlin (Newington) off the Turnpike

It's on Webster Square Road in Berlin in a shopping plaza, across the street is a Saturn dealership and Showcase Cinemas..........cool, that's fifteen minutes from me, and my favorite Chinese place is there too....Wah Wah Kitchen.....love their Crab Rangoon.......small world isn't it?

It's on Webster Square Road in Berlin in a shopping plaza, across the street is a Saturn dealership and Showcase Cinemas..........cool, that's fifteen minutes from me, and my favorite Chinese place is there too....Wah Wah Kitchen.....love their Crab Rangoon.......small world isn't it?

yes it is

I hate that small world song.

I hate that small world song.

unfortunitly it's true. but not as bad as having a friend who shares the same last name as you & you are no way related.
we all know someone that knows someone else that knows someone we know
thank you mother nature for being a ho

:D What you dont have an umbrella.:D

Surprisingly no. And I am most definately not going out there in my daughter's little pink kitty umbrella either!?!?!?

Surprisingly no. And I am most definately not going out there in my daughter's little pink kitty umbrella either!?!?!?

ok fine take pics from window.








































kidding:D

Ok so after freezing my a** off today tinkering with my new Eddie I finally got the battery charged & after running her awhile she "seems" to be running ok. The worst part of today was I must have laid my butt in a puddle of water as I was under the truck cause after I came inside my whole right butt cheek & thigh was soaked & frozen!!!! And no I don't have any pics yet!!!!!! I need a clear &/or sunny day (which New England has neither right now) to get good ones.

i want to see her with the pink umbrella. :)

i want to see her with the pink umbrella. :)

Me or the truck? Cause either one of us is gonna look mighty retarded with it?!?!?!?

Day 2. So had ignition for awhile today. Replaced 4 out of 6 spark plugs then battery truly sh*t the bed. DEAD DEAD DEAD. So now my adventures lead me back to the auto parts store to sell my soul & get a new battery. Thank god it's not gonna snow till late Thursday night,early Friday morn as if all goes well tomorrow I will register her & be playing in the snow on Friday!!!!! ;p

Why'd you only replace 4 spark plugs? If you have to replace 4 you should just replace them all.

Why'd you only replace 4 spark plugs? If you have to replace 4 you should just replace them all.

I replaced 4 out of 6 before I took a break, then the battery died. So I took an extended break till tomorrow, when I'll do the other 2. :rolleyes:

Ah

As soon as it stops raining I will have pix of my new baby & some of my other baby as I had her dropped back off till my mechanic has time.
HAPPY????

Did it stop raining yet?! :rolleyes: As soon as I get more then a couple of hours of sleep, I will be taking pics of mine and posting them too...I can't wait to get my shift motor fixed so I can have some fun too!!!

Did it stop raining yet?! :rolleyes: As soon as I get more then a couple of hours of sleep, I will be taking pics of mine and posting them too...I can't wait to get my shift motor fixed so I can have some fun too!!!

Yes it did stop raining but it has been f*ckin freezin out!! My camera is charging as I type. Would use my cell phone but I'll get bigger pics w/my camera. Maybe I can take some good ones in the snow on Friday?!?!

let's hope so :D

It better snow on friday in CT. I didn't fix my 4wd for nothing...

It better snow on friday in CT. I didn't fix my 4wd for nothing...

Yeah well what's the point of 4WD if you can't use it?? :confused:
We've been deprived this winter.

Yeah well what's the point of 4WD if you can't use it?? :confused:
We've been deprived this winter.

Don't you ever sleep?! :p:

Don't you ever sleep?! :p:

I do but I kinda just got dumped & I'm not tired right now. So I'm trying to keep my mind off stuff so when I do pass out my mind is blank.:(

Psh. His loss. Also, as a displaced Vermonter, which may not seem like much, but considering the belt of freezing weather seems to be between Manchester and Concord NH, I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one has been more aggravated by this "winter" or lack thereof than me. I was thrilled to go out into the 8-degree night yesterday to make a drug store run. Even with my pint of gas, the truck still started right up! :D

Psh. His loss. Also, as a displaced Vermonter, which may not seem like much, but considering the belt of freezing weather seems to be between Manchester and Concord NH, I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one has been more aggravated by this "winter" or lack thereof than me. I was thrilled to go out into the 8-degree night yesterday to make a drug store run. Even with my pint of gas, the truck still started right up! :D

thanks for the cheer up.
glad someone's truck started! lol

Psh. His loss. Also, as a displaced Vermonter, which may not seem like much, but considering the belt of freezing weather seems to be between Manchester and Concord NH, I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one has been more aggravated by this "winter" or lack thereof than me.

The lack of winter has seriously aggravated me too, but if it couldn't be snow, I'm glad it was rain. I can do without ice storms...they are so dangerous. Seeing the weird winter weather all over the place makes me think of the movie, "The Day After Tomorrow"

Hoping for some snow soon :(

Truck#2 is on the road. Still hafta do the other 2 spark plugs but I'll go to my mechanic to borrow his tools to put those in. Can't reach them myself.

Excuses. :p:

Excuses. :p:

Then you drive your butt down here & help me!! Easy to talk from the sidelines!! LOL

Excuses. :p: Then you drive your butt down here & help me!! Easy to talk from the sidelines!! LOL

You tell him Jen :D

Truck#2 is on the road. Still hafta do the other 2 spark plugs but I'll go to my mechanic to borrow his tools to put those in. Can't reach them myself.

The driver's side are easy while the plugs on the passenger side are best reached by removing the passenger tire and going through the wheel well (just my $0.02..

The driver's side are easy while the plugs on the passenger side are best reached by removing the passenger tire and going through the wheel well (just my $0.02..

Nope got it done. While I was there we redid the brake line on the driver's side & readjusted the e-brake. Man I feel greasy!!!! Took pix this morn of both trucks w/a lil snow on them. As soon as I upload them I will post

You tell him Jen :D

Damn straight!! Always do!!:D

Ok so the Khaki ones is the original Eddie. The AT one. The blue one is the newest one. That's the 5spd

Sorry they aren't the greatest but I was in a rush this morn!! Enjoy

Then you drive your butt down here & help me!! Easy to talk from the sidelines!! LOL
You're damn right it is! If I'd had pics of your snow sooner, I probably WOULD have gone down just for my fix! :D

You're damn right it is! If I'd had pics of your snow sooner, I probably WOULD have gone down just for my fix! :D

Well take a long hard look @ that snow cause it's all gone!!!! :(

Well take a long hard look @ that snow cause it's all gone!!!! :(

I know, it totaly sucks :( Well there is always next time

Ok so the Khaki ones is the original Eddie. The AT one. The blue one is the newest one. That's the 5spd

Sorry they aren't the greatest but I was in a rush this morn!! Enjoy

Glad to see you got the pics up...I took tonight off, so I will actually get more than 3 hours of sleep. I will be able to take pics of mine in the am!!! :)

i still want to see a pink umbrella.

Ok so the Khaki ones is the original Eddie. The AT one. The blue one is the newest one. That's the 5spd

Sorry they aren't the greatest but I was in a rush this morn!! Enjoy

Looking good it only took :bsnicker: 98 posts to get pics of them.:D

Looking good it only took :bsnicker: 98 posts to get pics of them.:D

What can I say? I can be either really lazy or really busy. There's no happy medium.
But now all can see my babies. When it's not so freezing I'm gonna give both a good bath. The blue one definately needs it from sitting so long!!!!

i still want to see a pink umbrella.

I'll show you a pink umbrella!!! lmao:p:

Here's a better pic of the blue Eddie. I took this out front of my house as cars were looking at me weird drivng down my street.:D

OOOOOOOO Looks like my '91 Explorer. Except my '91 isn't an Eddie Bauer, and it's Red not Blue, and it has different rims, and it's rocker panels are a lot more non-existent.

OOOOOOOO Looks like my '91 Explorer. Except my '91 isn't an Eddie Bauer, and it's Red not Blue, and it has different rims, and it's rocker panels are a lot more non-existent.

Hey well this is the "one that got away" from ya here in CT

Ya, the guy didn't say anything about that missing rocker panel there. I have rims like that on my 2000. Actually I did have rims like that on my '91 for a while.

Ya, the guy didn't say anything about that missing rocker panel there. I have rims like that on my 2000. Actually I did have rims like that on my '91 for a while.

A majority of the older ones have the same rust spots. All you do is weld some sheet metal on to cover the hole. No biggie

Yeah he said there were only a couple little spots. I guess that's true since if the rocker panel isn't there it's not rust. :rolleyes:

Yeah he said there were only a couple little spots. I guess that's true since if the rocker panel isn't there it's not rust. :rolleyes:

My original Eddie didn't have the rocker panels either. Step rails are better I think anyways

I'll show you a pink umbrella!!! lmao:p:

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:popcorn:

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I'll make sure @ the first meet that I bring it & you can use it all you want!!:p:

Those have been banned from meets due to prior incidents!


I'll make sure @ the first meet that I bring it & you can use it all you want!!:p:

Those have been banned from meets due to prior incidents!

Oh come on like we all don't wanna see a pic of Ike with a cute pink kitty umbrella??

Oh come on like we all don't wanna see a pic of Ike with a cute pink kitty umbrella??

I do, it would be so funny

Psh. Not my umbrella. I'm the prez! I can veto pink umbrella bans! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Psh. Not my umbrella. I'm the prez! I can veto pink umbrella bans! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Ha but we can form a coup & over throw. President's are not invincible!!! lol

Ok...I finally got the pics of mine...of course, it snowed yesturday, and I still don't have my 4x4 working, so I couldn't play...oh well....:confused:

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Ha but we can form a coup & over throw. President's are not invincible!!! lol

The NEX Secret Service steps in to safe guard the prez :salute: ... Grrlwronged placed on the "No-Fly" List :p:

The NEX Secret Service steps in to safe guard the prez :salute: ... Grrlwronged placed on the "No-Fly" List :p:

Please with my mad driving skills I can out run all of ya!!!
;D

It's on! Loser gets pics taken with the pink umbrella!

It's on! Loser gets pics taken with the pink umbrella!

Hmmm I smell a challenge!! How bout we up the anty & say loser get pix taken w/the pink umbrella & an outfit of the winners choice??? :p:

Can I get in on this challenge? Since my explorer is street. I can take all you! The lights & siren add an extra 300 HP

Can I get in on this challenge? Since my explorer is street. I can take all you! The lights & siren add an extra 300 HP

Sure the more the merrier. Both my babies are stock & it's not what's under the hood, it's who's behind the wheel. I'm a b*tch that knows how to drive & have blown many people outta the water in both AT & 5spd. So the challenge is on to who feels to take it on!!

You do realize that you have the pushrod OHV V6 and I have the SOHC V6 with low miles?


Sure the more the merrier. Both my babies are stock & it's not what's under the hood, it's who's behind the wheel. I'm a b*tch that knows how to drive & have blown many people outta the water in both AT & 5spd. So the challenge is on to who feels to take it on!!

You do realize that you have the pushrod OHV V6 and I have the SOHC V6 with low miles?

V6, 4cyl don't care I can still waste someone's ass!!

Time will tell. We all can go up to Nappieville Canada to the open drag strip and see whos boss.


V6, 4cyl don't care I can still waste someone's ass!!

Time will tell. We all can go up to Nappieville Canada to the open drag strip and see whos boss.

Give me a day & time. I'll be there with bells on. :p:

You guys are crazy :D

You guys are crazy :D

Damn you let my secret out!!!! Now I gotta find a new place for the bodies.

:bsnicker: at you two turtle racing. If that's the way it is, I'll beat you both because I have the cool thicker steering wheel.

Ka-ZOW! :cool:

wow this is funnay. If i was ever in CT id definatly have to visit. Oh and btw my V8 is bigger than your V6.

wow this is funnay. If i was ever in CT id definatly have to visit. Oh and btw my V8 is bigger than your V6.
You need better than a 5.Slow to beat my 4.Go, bub. Like the phat '99 air dam bumper. :thumbsup:

Ok...I finally got the pics of mine...of course, it snowed yesturday, and I still don't have my 4x4 working, so I couldn't play...oh well....:confused:


What are you talking about. You don't want 4x4 when you're doing donuts. :D

What are you talking about. You don't want 4x4 when you're doing donuts. :D
Say WHAAAAT? If you wanna do easy donuts!

What are you talking about. You don't want 4x4 when you're doing donuts. :D

You have a point there...but, since I couldn't get out of my neighborhood, I could only do donuts in the court in front of my house...that is no fun and not enought room...Rear wheel drive and ice don't mix to well...unless you ARE trying to do donuts!!!! :eek:

will it just f*ckin snow for real!!! damn I can't test out my 4X4 on my new baby

That's what urban wheeling is for.

That's what urban wheeling is for.

yeah well I ain't going alone in the woods round where I live thank you very much. plus there hasn't been even enough on the ground to shovel let alone kick in the 4X4

Urban wheeling = Mall crawl.... get it?

Take a peek at the Urban Wheeling (http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102624&highlight=urban+wheeling) thread.

Urban wheeling = Mall crawl.... get it?

umm no. Don't do the mall & where I live everything is made of granite. I can think of other things to do when I'm bored thank you very much.