Well all I ever wanted was a supermodel looking, fastfood eatin chick that was into wheelin, so this forum is great. Just want to let all the fine wheelin ladies know my passenger seat is available for any run

No I'm not really this big of an idiot but I think this section is freakin hilarious. But I really am single again.

If the girl you seek is going to be all about eating fast food all the time, good luck on the idea that she'll also look like a supermodel . . . unless she's chained to a treadmill, that is, in which case she probably wouldn't have much time for wheeling.

Originally posted by Dannyboy
But I really am single again.

That's crazy! How are you single? I have to say, you were the hottest guy in the "Your turn guys! Pics, pics, pics!" thread (don't let my boyfriend know I said that!) Plus, your screen name is the best. At work, we have a horse named Dannyboy and he's super cute! ;)

:cool: Miss Cleo sees in the cards that you will have a girlfriend within 2 weeks :cool:

his picture must have lied, hes not that cute... ROFL. j/k Danny.
Thats funny, a girl whos totally into fast food has never been a turn on for me? Although I like it if they can eat more then a salad, but still...

Originally posted by Dannyboy
Well all I ever wanted was a supermodel looking, fastfood eatin chick that was into wheelin, so this forum is great. Just want to let all the fine wheelin ladies know my passenger seat is available for any run

No I'm not really this big of an idiot but I think this section is freakin hilarious. But I really am single again.

Next summer when I'm in Wisconsin, how about we get together and have some smelt and Pabst? :chug:

Originally posted by GinaGem


That's crazy! How are you single? I have to say, you were the hottest guy in the "Your turn guys! Pics, pics, pics!" thread (don't let my boyfriend know I said that!) Plus, your screen name is the best. At work, we have a horse named Dannyboy and he's super cute! ;)

:cool: Miss Cleo sees in the cards that you will have a girlfriend within 2 weeks :cool:

I'm sure flattery will get you EVERYWHERE with him..lol

I've never looked at it but I think offroad.com has a link into a singles site.

Well all I ever wanted was a supermodel looking, fastfood eatin chick that was into wheelin

Good luck on that one.

Originally posted by GinaGem


That's crazy! How are you single? I have to say, you were the hottest guy in the "Your turn guys! Pics, pics, pics!" thread


GinaGem now I'm hurt. I thought I was the hottest guy there even though I might be one of the older ones. LOL
That's O.K. my truck can go more places then his truck!!
:D

Perry Perry Perry now I gotta come all the way out to Colorado to follow your purple truck all over to prove I can keep up man. OK next summer I hope to come out you better be ready.

Gina Thanks, my big head just got bigger. And the reason I say I want a chick that stuffs herself full of Big Macs is my Ex was the pickiest eater in the world. It was a chore to have dinner with her so I have excluded vegetarians from my eligible women category. Probably will never find a hottie that is into wheelin which is a good thing because then I would spend even more money on my toys.

:rolleyes: I'm hot and single too!
Pete

Nothing is worse than a date who only orders salad with a diet, then spends a long time in the restroom when dinner is over.

Originally posted by TDG
Nothing is worse than a date who only orders salad with a diet, then spends a long time in the restroom when dinner is over.

Amen brother.

Originally posted by Dannyboy
Perry Perry Perry now I gotta come all the way out to Colorado to follow your purple truck all over to prove I can keep up man. OK next summer I hope to come out you better be ready.



I hope this is a promise and not just a threat. I love to show you flat landers a good time.
Should we start you out easy or just go for the shelf roads right a way?

Hope to see you at Moab.

:bounce: Me too, Me too! :bounce:


:chug:

Sure, why not?

:chug:

Originally posted by Explorer Girl
If the girl you seek is going to be all about eating fast food all the time, good luck on the idea that she'll also look like a supermodel . . . unless she's chained to a treadmill, that is, in which case she probably wouldn't have much time for wheeling.

actually my wife likes fast food, and she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Originally posted by GinaGem



:cool: Miss Cleo sees in the cards that you will have a girlfriend within 2 weeks :cool:

Can Miss Cleo make it more like 3 1/2 weeks, I really dont want to have to buy Christmas presents for a girl this year:p

Originally posted by Maranda


Next summer when I'm in Wisconsin, how about we get together and have some smelt and Pabst? :chug:

:nono: That's Bratwurst and Old Style!:smoke:

Too Bad Your So far Away

Originally posted by Dannyboy


Can Miss Cleo make it more like 3 1/2 weeks, I really dont want to have to buy Christmas presents for a girl this year:p

wow look girls he is smart too!!!!!!
by the way great thread maybe we can hook up some wheelin buddies!

Originally posted by alphasylum
Too Bad Your So far Away

It's all good, I get to Milwaukee a few times a year, perhaps I'll let you know the next time and we can get together and enjoy an....Old Style?

I mean really rick for 19 years they made Old Style in my hometown and it was still the beer that we bust out to get our friends to leave our parties when it gets late.

Old Style was our keg party beer of choice :D It was cheap and better than a lot of the alternatives... Like Budweiser :shoot:

Actually I like dark beers :chug:

Originally posted by Perry



GinaGem now I'm hurt.
:D

Awww man ... me too:(

:rolleyes: :mattmoon:

hehe, j/k

Dannyboy Sounds good.

Originally posted by alphasylum
Dannyboy Sounds good.

Oh brother... You can tell you have not meet him...:p JK

I can tell you haven't met me :)

I felt the need to step in now... But I don't know what to say, I'm not exactly eligible...

Can't beat a girl who's idea of a first date was spending the day in a junkyard collecting parts...

Life is good. :chug:

Any ladies in the socal area??

I'll join in the fun. Everyone must go to the next Truck Haven run and all meet. :chug:

Man, I hope I can make it to Truckhaven. I may be without the War Wagon though (not a big loss, she's just a stocker for now)...

:smoke:

speaking of truckhaven, are there any 2wd trails?? Never been, but it's a short drive there from home so I might just go watch if nothing else.

Lata,
Nathan

The best person to ask about that is Gopher, he has a 2wd Explorer and has been to T-haven several times.

You could probably stay with the stocker 4wds, but the modifeds do hills that would require very high speeds to clear in 2wd. If you're setup for some heavy pre-running and have a rear locker you would probably make it fine. A stock 2wd without a locker or suspension travel would be very limited.

Kinda what I figured, I know what the general terrain is like, but wasn't sure bout where they go exactly cuz i've never been, i can do some mild stuff, I've got a stock 91 with a little bit bigger tires and a body lift that gives me a little more clearance. One advantage in the mud and some loose stuff is my tonneau, that weight helps quite a bit, but it is pretty much a stocker.

I might just take a cruise out there and do a little watchin.

lata,
Nathan

Originally posted by Michigander
Awww man ... me too:(

hehe, j/k

Okay, okay, sorry Perry and Michigander for picking out just one of "the guys" to compliment on your studliness. You're all hotties (especially when you're in your Xs!) Perry, you're taken though, so you're not so "eligible." :) And Michigander, I don't know, aren't you from up in Midland...? I don't go past Clarkston, thanks J/K! You look like this guy in a couple of my classes who always helps me with Accounting! Do you have a cousin named Brian Shultz?

:roll:

HA HA leave it to Danny to start a thred like this!


Danny i am up in your area picking up the new rig on the 15th! I will call ya when i am close. Got a place for me to crash on Saturday night maybe i will stay there Saturday then make the drive home Sunday.

How far are you from St.Paul?


I may be single soon kinda pissed my G/F off :-) guess i should not have mentioned that i wanted to go chill with my X and stuff!

LMAO

Originally posted by GinaGem


Okay, okay, sorry Perry and Michigander for picking out just one of "the guys" to compliment on your studliness. You're all hotties (especially when you're in your Xs!) Perry, you're taken though, so you're not so "eligible." :)
:roll:

O.K. maybe I'm not so called "eligible" but I'm not DEAD either, I still like having fun. :p

Originally posted by COMMOCOZY
HA HA leave it to Danny to start a thred like this!


Danny i am up in your area picking up the new rig on the 15th! I will call ya when i am close. Got a place for me to crash on Saturday night maybe i will stay there Saturday then make the drive home Sunday.

How far are you from St.Paul?


I
My roommates have a no FIB policy but we'll let is slide.:confused: Yeah I'm about 2 hours from the cities so you should stop in. I'll get off work Sat night and I'll show you what a dumb drunk college kid in LaCrosse looks like. Your 21 now right, or at least have an ID??

HA HA i'll be 22 on the 11th!

Man, this sucks!!! All the Explorer Babes are like hundreds, upon hundreds, upon hundreds of miles away from where I am. Heh...I think I'm more than eligible. HAHA Any girls in Raleigh, NC area??

Originally posted by '96explorereddiebauer
Man, this sucks!!! All the Explorer Babes are like hundreds, upon hundreds, upon hundreds of miles away from where I am. Heh...I think I'm more than eligible. HAHA

Yeah for real! whats up with that.

i mean come on,i'm not that bad looking am i?

ok, ok so maybe i look like i am 12 but really i am 21!

Ladies (http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=4292210213&idx=1)

Another for the Ladies (http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid28/p833bdee3f56e2e4d59374b0f0ad8b3b2/fe172e92.jpg.orig.jpg)

why the hell do I live in the east?..... :roll: gotta make some plans to head west.....

Originally posted by '96explorereddiebauer
Man, this sucks!!! All the Explorer Babes are like hundreds, upon hundreds, upon hundreds of miles away from where I am. Heh...I think I'm more than eligible. HAHA Any girls in Raleigh, NC area??


Haha...I take my message back. I just met a girl who's like 5 minutes from school that drives a 1995 Explorer XLT. It's awesome!!! :D

Originally posted by '96explorereddiebauer



Haha...I take my message back. I just met a girl who's like 5 minutes from school that drives a 1995 Explorer XLT. It's awesome!!! :D

Yes but is she on the board, and if not WHY???

Hey Perry, I may be out to see ya sooner than you think. I just found out that a buddy of ours just bought a 45 ft 3 car hauler. I for sure will get a spot on that for a piggy back ride out to Colorado, and maybe another trip to Utah later in the summer.

Originally posted by Dannyboy
Hey Perry, I may be out to see ya sooner than you think. I just found out that a buddy of ours just bought a 45 ft 3 car hauler. I for sure will get a spot on that for a piggy back ride out to Colorado, and maybe another trip to Utah later in the summer.

Just come out when we can go wheeling. I don't want you coming out when the snow is to deep and we can't show you what real four wheeling is all about.

By the way when I talk snow in the mountains I mean 4-6' of it so you can't get thru it.

Looking forward to you coming out to visit.

Originally posted by Perry


Yes but is she on the board, and if not WHY???

She's not on the board yet. I told her about it but she never had time to get on. I'll make her to sign on when I see her.

Splashman i would have to agree. There must be some good reason this guy is single.

Originally posted by kate
Splashman i would have to agree. There must be some good reason this guy is single.

Who?? Me?

:confused:

Yeah well im probably a lil young for you girls but if you have daughters that are into explorers, lol......im 17 and can ride with the big boys! lol, you girls take it easy on your "honeys" and remember that no matter the problem, we cant help it, We are just guys.

add me to the bachelor list.... i am 19 and mormon

Add me also, I'm 20 and an alcoholic
:chug:

Originally posted by moto_head90
Add me also, I'm 20 and an alcoholic
:chug:

HAHA LMAO

sounds like a typical college kid!

I'm 21 so I can actually buy you a drink. ;)

:chug:


peace

Mike

18 and a DD(designated driver)! It's so much fun watchin you drunks stumle around. LOL

I'm 22 and my "call me when you lose a few pounds" pick-up line doesn't work anymore.

Has there ever been a "your best pick up line" thread on here??

Originally posted by section525
I'm 22 and my "call me when you lose a few pounds" pick-up line doesn't work anymore.

Has there ever been a "your best pick up line" thread on here??

I dont think so, i've never seen one. Start one, people will respond!!!

Here's a a stupid pickup line..."Damn woman, you must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

Everyones probably heard that one already...:mad: :hammer:

well this was my first thread and it seems like its getting pretty popular.....the only problem is no girls are responding:( oh well......theyl come around

Happy Wheelin

I merged the Eligible Bachelor thread and Bachelor thread.

Char YOUR crampin my eligibility!!!
but ladies, you all know who the original, and best bachelor is:D

Alright I cant handle it anymore. I cant let Dan-o go on thinking he's the hottest one on here. I mean he has a nice a$$ and all but......well im gonna thow myself in as a little competition for ya.

Ryan

Hi my name is Ryan, I'm from up Nort in Minnesota, my turn ons are the Vikings, girls who weigh more than me and football teams that suck(oh thats the Vikings)

Originally posted by Dannyboy
Hi my name is Ryan, I'm from up Nort in Minnesota, my turn ons are the Vikings, girls who weigh more than me and football teams that suck(oh thats the Vikings)

Hey don't knock those Vikings!! I've been a fan since the early 70's.

O.K. so they do suck, but you don't have to make fun of them.

Perry is that why your splorer is purple?

Originally posted by Dannyboy
Perry is that why your splorer is purple?


No I have always liked purple, but it hasn't been as popular as it is now. You can find lots of things purple now.

I have "Purple" all over in my office at work.

Originally posted by Adam Foote
Yeah well im probably a lil young for you girls but if you have daughters that are into explorers, lol......im 17 and can ride with the big boys! lol, you girls take it easy on your "honeys" and remember that no matter the problem, we cant help it, We are just guys.

Well Adam you arent too young for me. I am about to turn 17 in about 2 weeks, but I am already taken:D

Originally posted by kate


Well Adam you arent too young for me. I am about to turn 17 in about 2 weeks, but I am already taken:D


OOOO doesnt that suck Adam...

Now that was a tease...LOL

Who you calling a tease? I was just letting him know he wasnt the only young one in here! :D

Yeah Perry there are lots of us youngins running around the board. Before you know it you old folks are gonna be outnumbered.

BTW I'm 17 and 5/6ths years old:rolleyes:
I drive a 2WD Explorer and I'm from Houston

5/6 ths ?? Man you sure are countin down.. aren't ya? :p
So youre from Texas awesome you live about 3 hours from me! :)

:fart:

Yeah its me again,,,,,,,,, and Texas is the best....everything is bigger and better down here (such as my explorer) na jk
thanks for backing me up ok89

Hey, I'm from Texas - and yes, everything is bigger in Texas ;)

Seriously, I'm 18, 19 in February, I've become more eligible than I want to be. And I'm an actor (instant bonus points!)

Oh man,

Y'all didn't have to go use the whole "yes, everything really IS bigger in Texas" thing, did you? Don't go messing with my state pride, boys.

Originally posted by Explorer Girl
Oh man,

Y'all didn't have to go use the whole "yes, everything really IS bigger in Texas" thing, did you? Don't go messing with my state pride, boys.


I can hear your accent just by reading your post...lol :D

You knew it was coming. Surely you foresaw that.

Besdies, I mean, all that statement really does is give off the impression that certain things may not be quite so big in Texas afterall . . . overcompensation complex . . .

And the accent's not THAT strong . . . :D

Overcompensation for what exactly? Why don't you spell it out?

Or do I need to prove my point in person?

(looking back at that, that could really be taken the wrong way completely.)

Originally posted by Explorer Girl
And the accent's not THAT strong . . . :D

Too bad, Texas accents are hot. ;)

(and besides, everyone knows California is the best state anyway)

:D


peace

Mike

Originally posted by BislamJoe
Overcompensation for what exactly? Why don't you spell it out?

Or do I need to prove my point in person?

(looking back at that, that could really be taken the wrong way completely.)


Wait, you're saying that it can be taken a good way? :confused:


I agree with Mike though, Texan accents are hot...man, now I'm looking forward to when I go back in 6 days :D

Hmm, maybe y'all had better keep your "points" to yourself . . . at least until we get to know one another better! ;)

And I wasn't saying that I had NO Texas accent--I'm a Texas girl through and through! A lot of my friends from other places love to tell me all about my accent, particularly when I say certain words! It's just that I don't sound like some hick from the sticks . . .

Britney has a nice accent :eek: :D

Hey, Im from Jersey - and YES, everyones high around here,

seriously, they dont call us the "garden state" for nuttin.....

hey lizard, you might want to spell process right in your sig. an take lots of pictures while installing the D44 also.

hey never said we can spell here in jersey either.....

dont worry,... a crapper load of pix WILL be taken along with video....

Brittany Spears accent hot??? what is this?? I think it's annoying... she is not from Texas!

Hey I thought California accents were like monotone ??? :D

She's from louisiana though, still that southern belle type accent...

Lizardtrac...I can think of a couple other states like that...<cough cough> Colorado, Oregon

Originally posted by kate
Hey I thought California accents were like monotone ??? :D

Naaah, we've got the surfer accent thing going on around here. Think of Sean Penn from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"Awwh, Mr. Hand, that was, like, totally bogus dude!"

LOL :D


peace

Mike

Originally posted by kate
Brittany Spears accent hot??? what is this?? I think it's annoying... she is not from Texas!

Hey I thought California accents were like monotone ??? :D
ok ok, so i wasnt talking about her accent!.. :D

Originally posted by Mike 92 XLT
Naaah, we've got the surfer accent thing going on around here. Think of Sean Penn from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"Awwh, Mr. Hand, that was, like, totally bogus dude!"
Well we all know YOU talk like that Mike. . .:D

Originally posted by ChuckyD
Britney has a nice accent :eek: :D
I agree. . .only problem is anything she says destroys her beauty.:rolleyes:

LOL... you learn to look (or listen) past that

you boys are pathetic

Yes we are :D :D

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

(i like the bouncy guy, he's funny)

(and where's the pie smiley?)

cmon Kate, Pathetic? that was a lil below the belt, lol

I don't deny that I'm pathetic...I've learned to live with it :D

:bounce: Where have you been all my life? I'm the chick you're looking for! Too bad you live so far away

Well, time to put me on the eligible list. I'm officially a free man again. :(
Any near-Virginia Explorer Babes looking for a 20 year old Explorerholic? ;)

Originally posted by Jefe
only problem is anything she says destroys her beauty:eek: :fire: AAAHHH!!!! How can you say such things about my girl!? (I wish) I love her accent! Seriously! Not to mention EVERYTHING else about her also. :)

....Should I have mentioned that here? :confused:

Originally posted by moto_head90
Add me also, I'm 20 and an alcoholic
:chug: Dude, you're me! You could be my new best friend. :)

Too bad I don't live closer to you. We could party all the time. I go to college in the Upper Peninsula(Houghton, MI) and drive my X back and forth to home every weekend (2 hr. drive)
I have yet to see another lifted explorer ANYWHERE.:hammer: