Happy Valentines Day Ladies :D

Yeah, ditto what Rick said.;)

yeah happy v-day to all the X babes!

Yes I would also like to say Happy Valentines.
Teri came and picked me up at work and had a surprise planned for me, then we went out for supper. Had a good time with my SWEET HEART!!

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

Luv, from yor romeo

Thank you guys! Happy Valentine's Day to you as well.

You know you might be a redneck if....
you posted a poem in the Valentine's Day thread :D

Here's what Rick did. I fell asleep on the couch last night while watching TV. I woke up just after midnight to find a box sitting in front of my face. I unwrapped it and it was a box of Raspberry hot chocolate. I said, "Thank you honey for more hot chocolate." He said, "Are you sure it's hot chocolate." So I opened the box and the chocolate was stuffed in there in a funny way. I'm thinking he's up to something. I pulled out the chocolate and inside is another wrapped box. So as the story goes I opened it. It was a pair of diamond earrings. :bounce:

THANK YOU, HONEY!!
I LOVE YOU!!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!