Sorry probably not meant for this thread. hey sarah i looked at your picture. Damn gurl are you available!!!!!! Nah i am kidding i just wanted to say you look good in your picture.

oh my god i must have hit the wrong button because it made a new thread not just a reply to the one in OK! IM DUMBFOUNDED BY THIS. hehe oh well too late now.

lol....she is pretty hot isnt she

Pretty soon there will be a explorer dating forum if this keeps up. :rolleyes:

hey all i got to say is "Damn i wonder if she will marry me!" lol she looks good and likes messing with cars AND drives an explorer? naaaaaaah cant be true. she must be a cyborg or something, i dont think women exist that are like that. hehe.

I wonder if she is blushing yet:rolleyes:

oh good lord guys...

I dont think she even saw it yet.

well i guess we will have to get her attention. lol.

send her a PM

lol its like jr high again. Hey alpha check yes or no :D

Originally posted by BT4auBURN
lol its like jr high again. Hey alpha check yes or no :D

JR high... i still do that now!! :eek:

LOL... jk

wow, and some people wonder why this board is 99% male... cause we scare away all the girls!!!

Matt,
I see youre selling your X. Are you going to part with any of those PIAA's?
Just curious,
Brandon

I'd prefer to sell it all as one. We'll see though, maybe.

I haven't seen Alpha's name under 'who's online' in a couple weeks. You guys DID scare her away! :eek:

well being that i started this thread a few days ago i highly doubt that. if anything she should be flattered

rocket, I would be careful. She is a United States Postal Worker. You never know when she might go:shoot: on you.

Dude!Q i'm drunk can i holla at the hot girl?

Originally posted by red96camaro
Dude!Q i'm drunk can i holla at the hot girl?

LOL Camaro!!

yeah dude watch out she is a postal worker..... anyway she said she wanted me

I just figured this guy would want to get in on the action:

LOL that's a funny icon :)

Yeah, I stole it from someone else on the board :D Can't remember who it is, but if you read this, thanks!!

He also posted this one too, I had to steal 'em cause they're halarious...

the next morning -> I was drunk last night but now I'm sober. Where's the hot girl!!?!?! :D

man she hasnt responded yet.... Where is she?

Originally posted by RangerX
I haven't seen Alpha's name under 'who's online' in a couple weeks. You guys DID scare her away! :eek: You noticed that too...

So what's up alpha? Where'd you go?

Maybe she's one of those members that joins for a few months and then gets bored with the boards and leaves and then might come back sometime. Or maybe a vacation.

yeah i think she might be on vacation

Originally posted by ok89
Maybe she's one of those members that joins for a few months and then gets bored with the boards and leaves and then might come back sometime.Moderators can't really do that. Too many posts going on to leave.

***walks casually into the room***

Hey guys.....geez where i Have been.
This one slipped through the cracks.

lol.............ummmmm........hey?!?!?

Guys all on their kness for her and she's like who cares, lol. She knows she is hot.

yeah right...
now i have to live up to this expectation


shit.....

alpha, i too think you are a good looking gal..

I second that!

I 3rd it! Ever gonna be in NY? :D

i get to run into her on July 6th! HAHA!

i think some of you need to clean off the keyboard now..... calm down... she is cute... but... man, you guys are coming off way too strong and starting to sound like stalkers.. [not that she isnt worthy of stalkers ;) ] ......

If you clean off your's first.

Edited by Rick to remove stupid comments:rolleyes:

OMG,
This thread has become the worst case of male stupidity I have seen since 5th grade. No wonder the young lady doesn't hang around.:p A less-than-wallet size picture of a women and you guys act like this, I can't imagine what ya'll would do with a JCPenny "Bra Sale" ad.:D

Give the girl a break

Robb

Originally posted by morrisey0
OMG,
This thread has become the worst case of male stupidity I have seen since 5th grade. No wonder the young lady doesn't hang around.:p A less-than-wallet size picture of a women and you guys act like this, I can't imagine what ya'll would do with a JCPenny "Bra Sale" ad.:D

Give the girl a break

Robb

AMEN, BROTHER!

What we cant joke around either? Damn i am sorry im too mature to have some fun.

YEAH GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK...


Wassup bebe....
lol... JK

yea, we're all being immature

but, where'd she go? lol

LMAO @ Chuck

I picture you saying that hahahaha!


I think I'll arrive in disguise for the July meeting hehehehe.....hmmm.....borrow my moms cavalier.....

My face hurts now....feels like I've been sucking lemons.
I can't stop laughing.

Some of you stalkers need to put your mugshots up so I can comment too...only fair....

Thats it... im posting a recent pic of myself tonight.... so flame away Sarah...
Its only fair

And i swear to god, if any of you boys drool over me like you were to sarah, were going to have problems... LOL
jk

OH Yeah... when i was typing that i was invisioning Butthead (Beavis and Buthead).... LOL
Just wanted to add that!!

Damn stalkers, leaver her alone..... I saw her first !!! :D :p

Most recent pic......prom


Daemon- :D

chucky, you are too f'ing funny

I'm nothing great to look at but I'm gonna upload a pic to this thread. People can know what kinda person they are dealing with, lol. I'd like some faces to put with names anyway. Not in a gay way.

<- NOT GAY

<-white trash, flame away. LOL

ok... Pic as promised
Ugly MOFO comin Through... Damn looks like i need some sleep!!!

Yeah Yeah Yeah... im a dork!
Yeah right Red... you know your trying to pick up some guys up in hea... lol JK

ChuckyD i don' ever want to pi$$ you off or run into you in a dark alley.:eek:

yea, ok, i'm gay! um, no, lol, j/k

I wish I had some old pics of me when i was jacked, so I could pretend I still am. LOL

Islanders? Ranger fan here! bar fight? lol

Originally posted by Dan Whitaker
ChuckyD i don' ever want to pi$$ you off or run into you in a dark alley.:eek:


ME?!?!?!?!? Im Afraid of dark alley's... LOL

Umm... aren't the mugshots for the "Mugshots" forum:rolleyes: That's where you can put faces with names... unless you're trying to pick someone up in the ladies forum that is:p

he i aint gonna post a pic of me on here cause im the one to run when there is a camera around, i hate taken pictures!!

I never even knew we had a mugshots forum. I gotta check that out!

Originally posted by Rick
Umm... aren't the mugshots for the "Mugshots" forum:rolleyes: That's where you can put faces with names... unless you're trying to pick someone up in the ladies forum that is:p

Yup... Im "surfen" fo Chicks ... :D

Hellooo Ladies... :cool:

Chuck....

Your photo caption should read:

(russian accent) "Come, I give rub"

awwwww yeah :)



Originally posted by red96camaro
chucky, you are too f'ing funny

I'm nothing great to look at but I'm gonna upload a pic to this thread. People can know what kinda person they are dealing with, lol. I'd like some faces to put with names anyway. Not in a gay way.

<- NOT GAY

<-white trash, flame away. LOL

Can someone pick on me just for the hell of it? LOL

Originally posted by red96camaro
Can someone pick on me just for the hell of it? LOL

OK... ummm your a Poopie head :D

LMAO

anyone else?

alpha, we both drive 2 door sports. That good for anything? LOL

Originally posted by red96camaro
2 door sports.

did FORD ever make a sport that wasnt a 2 door? ;)

lol, there ya go! tear me apart! lol, I have a few in me tonight :D

Originally posted by jimabena74
Edited by Rick to remove stupid comments:rolleyes:

Dear Sarah,

I don't know if you had noticed what this said or not, but what I said that Rick edited was very inappropriate and should have never been said at all. I am sorry.....

Just a couple of things,
1 Sarah =Beautiful, and has good taste in music.
2. Sorry if i ever pissed chuckyd off, you = big scary mofo, lol

Originally posted by Adam Foote

2. Sorry if i ever pissed chuckyd off, you = big scary mofo, lol

:eek: good lord isnt that the truth his biceps are bigger than my head....:eek:

were you being mean to me or just a pig?

Originally posted by jimabena74


Dear Sarah,

I don't know if you had noticed what this said or not, but what I said that Rick edited was very inappropriate and should have never been said at all. I am sorry.....

Originally posted by jimabena74


did FORD ever make a sport that wasnt a 2 door? ;)

Sort of yes. There is the XLT Sport which has the body colored grill and the fender lips and whatnot like the sports only its on the body of a 4-door

haha, the drunk boy wins!

Originally posted by red96camaro
haha, the drunk boy wins!

ROFL:chug: :thumbsup:

Those are the XLS types, they have the sport styling but they are 4 doors

Sarah. lets go on a date! na im just kidding. im not that lucky. :( hehe well i still think your a cutie

Look how many views this thread is getting :eek:

Yeah, because all guys who read "that freaky girl" (when it's a chick talking about herself) are like... drool... :)

Oh and look who is responding to the thread...:cough: :cough: (Yob_yeknom)

Come to droll with us... let me guess, you brought the napkins so we can clean ourselves up... lol

Hmm... Four pages, I'd better bring some towels. :)

She only lives a few blocks from my house and I havent seen her around hopefully I will see her crusin in her awesome explorer. Too bad I am married because yes she is fine. She also has a good job I must say. She also has a killer system in her X:D :bounce: :mattmoon: :chug: :smoke: :thumbsup:

Fred I coulda swore I saw you the other day but the decal on the back of that ex was different.

My luck.....you'll catch me on my way home from the gym all nasty n stuff. That's when I roll w/ the windows up all the way hehehehe.

OOOOOO Sexy and in shape... WOO HOO :D

How Youuu Doin????

I don't know about any of you boys, but I think she could kick any of your butt's!!!! so you better be nice to her..........

LOL

Originally posted by Perry
I don't know about any of you boys, but I think she could kick any of your butt's!!!! so you better be nice to her..........


I don't know, ChuckyD looks like he could pound nails in with his arms......:)

I don't know about any of you boys, but I think she could kick any of your butt's!!!! so you better be nice to her..........

I dunno. I have many woman beating years of experience under my belt. LOL :D

What the hell do you think wear WIFE BEATERS for... what do you think i wear it for the look... it means something here!!... LOL

omg!!!!!! we got abuse!!!!!!!!

lol, we got an old dude where i work who always gives me love advice and says when you first get married you need to give good beatings out about every week. Then you can start to ease up slowly. After a while you can just give the look and they know to act right. LOL, dude cracks me up.

His name is not Ike Turner by chance j/k:D

88vert His name is not Ike Turner by chance j/k



HA HA lmao

No, his initials are probably O.J. :)

LOL, you guys are too funny. Just some old 70 year old dude. I think his advice is priceless.

You will notice my X because it is different than many others. I have a white 94 with hood scoops, soon to be installed limited air dam, rear spoiler, front visor, chrome rims off of a mountaineer/explorer, tailight covers and tinted windows with window drip guards over the ends of the windows. My plates are also personalized so, you cant miss me. Just look for the white mean machine and with my new billet grill up front I went from the offroad look to the sport look. 88vert has my old brushguard on his bad azz sport explorer and it looks really nice I love that guys sport it looks good and boy does it sound good inside. I hope to see your bad azz black explorer soon with your killer sound system.:D

Hey Alpha - looks like your date book is getting filled-up pretty quick.

I'm glad to hear all you guys are a bunch of gf/wife beaters. :) :rolleyes: I'm sure she's narrowed down the list quite a bit now. I'm gonna keep being nice! ;)

Now if I can just find that one thread where I was picking on her and erase all the evidence...

LMAO!

Yob....I like the bad ones.... purrrrrrr LOL

Fred you need to like cruise by my street occasionally so I can meet you dammit.... I haven't seen any nice white explorers besides that one around here.

The other day I was cruisin 100 and when i got home I saw rice stuck all over my tires hehehehehe

you need to help me represent!

honestly though....my ride is simple but incomplete

got lots of stuff to do to it but my moneys been sidetracked....started yet another expensive hobby...

75gal marine reef.....

**sobs***
I NEED RIMS and I need to get rid of this aweful grey trim among other things.

Originally posted by alphasylum
Yob....I like the bad ones.... purrrrrrr LOLOh, trust me, I can so do bad. ;) Being bad can get... interesting... ;)
Mild-mannered Clark Kent was the guy who turned out to be Superman, afterall.
I just don't do abusive.

Oh sure... look at him...
We all showing our TRUE colors, and he was the "nice one". Now that he sees alpha likes the bad boy type, all of a sudden hes super man... LOL
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... LOL jk

Clark Kent... LMAO

remember though - that when superman dated a mortal woman he became a total PUSS :D

I just said I wasn't a wife beater, and was nice to women. Never mentioned that I didn't know how to be bad.

You guys are just jealous that you aren't Superman. :p Bunch of wife beaters... :rolleyes:

remember though - that when superman dated a mortal woman he became a total PUSS

HAHAHA, so true!

I cruz the hwy once and a while but I am at the Walmart alot and around Southridge alot. I cruz once and a great while but my truck seems to be on the Hwy Alot . I walk daily up at Greenfield park for exercise and my truck is always up there and you can see it there. I would cruz up your street but I dont know exactly what street you live on or I would do that. Do you live by the Krispy Kreme donought shop and my new favorite store in the mall behind it. The Advance auto parts place is a store I like to see what is new and hot for sale. I dont buy from there because they are too expensive. Yep, my X is different from all the rest and it stands out and I cant wait until my front airdam and white trim rings that go around my headlights are done and installed and my new exhaust will be on by the end of the month. Tell me what street you live on and I will cruz on by. 88vert will be coming back to town soon to hang out with me and I can bring him by to meet you as well. He said you helped him alot with his stereo stuff and Brad is just a awesome guy who is very knowledgeable on a lot of stuff. He is a awesome guy and very nice. So, just let me know what street you live on and I can stop by and show you the X. :D

I'm not a wife beater. I'm a girlfriend beater. :D

ha ah, and honest too.!

LMAO!

@#$%$# @#!$%$!# #@%$@# this dinner tastes like crap! did you do the laundry yet!?! That's it I'm gonna kill you!!!! :D

:rolleyes: You must do really well with the ladies. :rolleyes:

:D

Originally posted by TSTONE
remember though - that when superman dated a mortal woman he became a total PUSS :D

Originally posted by VBVASploder
HAHAHA, so true! How do you figure?
He'd kick the bad guys' asses, save all the helpless victims, have all the ladies wanting some Super lovin', and still get some from Teri Hatcher! Puss my ass! :D

Im right on 111th

between Becher and Grant (1 block span)

Originally posted by bigbadfred
I would cruz up your street but I dont know exactly what street you live on or I would do that.

I was thinking this was a good thing - he sounds like a would be stalker :D :rolleyes:

He'd kick the bad guys' asses, save all the helpless victims, have all the ladies wanting some Super lovin', and still get some from Teri Hatcher! Puss my ass!

John, while this may be true, Clark Kent was a true dork and couldn't pull any ass if he were not Superman. In the new show, which has since been canceled, they let Clark Kent get some action to hold our attention, primarily b/c the show sucked. Superman is a bad-ass, but in alias form, he was a little girl. My .02

Anybody notice how much I have posted today? Its been a really boring day at work with nothing at all to do...

This thread is hilarious :D

Alpha, you may want to bring a baseball bat with you on the 6th...

LMAO! I think only Roadenforcer is coming from this thread....he should be controllable...actually this thread has gotten crazy.....if theres anything that that gunna turn me on it's got 4 wheels and it's made by Ford ;)

Originally posted by alphasylum
if theres anything that that gunna turn me on it's got 4 wheels and it's made by Ford ;) Way more than I needed to know. :eek: :D

I will cruz down 111th one of these days maybe next week after my new muffler is installed and you will hear me get on it going down 111th street. Just watch for the White X with the clear corners, hood scoops, billet grill, visor, spoiler and rear tail light covers and chrome rims. You will see and probably hear me coming down your street.:D :confused:

I am a business oriented Explorer lover who loves cruzin and making my truck look good and then I just sit back cruz and race people and listen to my wife complain about something or other. She always complains about me buying stuff for my truck but she always wants to drive my truck and the answer to her question is Helllllllllllllllllllllll No unless, I am in the vehicle with you. Your piece of crap sunfire is your car and my truck is my pride and joy.:D

My girlfriend always asks to drive my sport but I always have some excuse why she cannot drive it:D I have seen the way she drives her malibu:eek:

Originally posted by yob_yeknom
Way more than I needed to know. :eek: :D

Must be because of the combo of her piercings and her Bass. :eek: :eek: :D :D ;) ;) ;):p :p :cool: :bounce: :smoke: :smoke: :chug: :chug: :thumbsup:

:D :D

Originally posted by ChuckyD


Must be because of the combo of her piercings and her Bass. :eek: :eek: :D :D ;) ;) ;):p :p :cool: :bounce: :smoke: :smoke: :chug: :chug: :thumbsup:


LMAO

tsk tsk tsk.....Chuck......nevermind hehehehe



Hell yes Fred! vrooooooooooooom

Just watch for my bad azz White X to come rumblin down your street:D

Originally posted by alphasylum



LMAO

tsk tsk tsk.....Chuck......nevermind hehehehe






SHE KNOWS ITS TRUE...
LMAO

My mom's name is Brenda Ford! If I roll up on some skates will that be good enough?

Wow...this went from really funny to really sad, LOL You men (and I use the word loosely) need a LIFE!!!!!

My Fiance is NOT allowed to drive my X, period. I've seen how he takes 'care' of his 2000 GMC Sierra (scratched, both bumpers bent down, bald @$$ tires, electrical problems out the wazoo, so dirty you can't tell what color it was originally) :nono:

Alpha, Parli is single and rambunctious as hell (especially when he hasn't had a sheep in a while :D )


...You may want to bring a 9 iron-it would probably be easier to conceal......

Originally posted by BT4auBURN
My mom's name is Brenda Ford! If I roll up on some skates will that be good enough?

LMAO THAT IS GREAT!



hahahaha


Heres a challenge for you guys.....

Bet you can't find a post where I mention being single. :P


Too bad sooo sad!

Not like it's a let down or anything....really...im hideous!

We know yourn not single.. well.. at least i know. You have a boyfriend. As a matter of fact i rememnebr you posting something about your console going on fire (smoking) cause your switches were messed up and your BF was in the X with you.

Its all fun and games... find a post where it says that im single... LOL

Yeh same here....just trying to have a little fun....Ive been with the lovely lady in my mugshot for four years on July 20th!

Check it out all the boys are running away. I didn't know so many of you could find girlfriends, wives so fast.

I really don't think she would bite THAT HARD!!! :p

Originally posted by Perry
I didn't know so many of you could find girlfriends, wives so fast.
:p

Sure they can - haven't you heard of virtual girl?

Virtual girl? Maybe I should send this mail order b*tch back to russia. Can virtual girl do dishes?

Originally posted by ChuckyD
We know yourn not single.. well.. at least i know. You have a boyfriend. As a matter of fact i rememnebr you posting something about your console going on fire (smoking) cause your switches were messed up and your BF was in the X with you.

Its all fun and games... find a post where it says that im single... LOL


shit chuck your right.....dammit


awww well.....you win

Originally posted by alphasylum



shit chuck your right.....dammit


awww well.....you win

And to the winner goes the spoils :eek: :p :hammer: :D

Originally posted by alphasylum



shit chuck your right.....dammit


awww well.....you win

C'mon... give me something challenging!!!! LOL

HOLY LORD!!! WHEN I STARTED THIS THREAD I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD GET THESE MANY REPLIES! well that is cool. at least JUST A FEW other guys are in agreeance with me. i finally see that alpha has replied. hey girl whats up? yeah i know i am a little late in noticing that you came back but i am in the military and had to ship off to the island of Diego Garcia in the middle of the indian ocean. so i have not been able to get online as quickly as i would have liked. well since i cannot post my pic here because i am not elite yet just take a look at it on my homepage from the link below if you are curious. well i got to get going now and fight some more bad guys. lol. bye all. hold down the fort till i get back.

awww look the cammies

like a little kid in his jammies hehehehehe


go get me a bad guy and write my name on his forehead when your done hehehe!

well if they ever send me to afghanistan then i will. i think it would be better if you could write your name on his forehead in person but the government may suspect something when i am sending 200 lb packages home from the battlefield. lol. hey! what is this kid in cammies thing? lol. i actually get alot of pretty good comments from girls about that one. that is one of my girlfriends personal favorites. well i got to go. bye.

I like your website the body art site - I am inked up and have some metal left in me from back in the day -

Well - like your explorer and your style >

Later <!>

Modswap

well thanks there partner.
Got any pics? of the ink and metal of course ;)

This has to be the funniest thread I've seen on this board. Well, 2nd to getting rhino liner on body parts that it shouldn't get to.

I've never looked in this section, is it always like this!!!

BTW saw your picture, BR kicks ass!!! I'm going to see them, Social Distortion, and STP Friday night. Then the following weekend I'm seeing BR again with pennywise, social D, NOFX, Lagwagon, Bouncing Souls and a ton of other bands....

Khris

Might that still be warped tour I hear?

Saw Goldfinger last weekend.....can never get Pennywise to come.

I love the Bouncing Souls. On a different note, you ever listen to Tiger Army? They kick ass!

Ha, the warped tour. No that was here about 2 months ago. The reason I laugh is that we drank a lot in the parking lot before hand, went in and hung out all day in the beer garden. Ended up paying $30 for tickets to drink and see No Use For a Name and BR. Left before NOFX even went on stage.

Friday night is street scene, they close down downtown (San Diego) for 3 days and have bands. It's everything fron punk to metal to rap to electronica to country. I'm also seeing crystal method spin there on Friday night.

The following weekend is a show up in LA that KROQ up there is putting on.

Pennywise is probably one of the best shows I've seen. When they play Bro Hym the whole f'en place goes off!!! I would imagine Goldfinger puts on an entertaining show... I've never seen them, have one CD though.

Tiger Army, nope havn't even heard of them. I'll look for a CD or something next time I'm at the used shop. What are they like.

Khris

Just wanted to pop in and say that Goldfinger rules live... I saw them a couple years ago..one of the best shows I've ever been to. Even got on stage with 'em :D

Alphasylum, you get my PM?

Goldfinger was good..... I can imagine Bro Hym gets everyone going. I'm pretty sure I fractured my leg at the last BR show I was at in the pit. Never went to the doctors but it still bugs me from time to time. I didnt go to warped tour this year cuz the line up here sucked (ex for BR).

Tiger Army is punk/rockabilly a twist to the scene.

Check it out:
http://www.tigerarmy.com/mp3s.html


Guttermouth is the next decent show coming at the end of Sept.

We have this place here called The Rave and it's sponsored by MGD. You get these free entry tickets....buy 2 drink tickets and ya get a buzz and a show for the same price.

Guttermouth puts on a good entertaining show. I saw them here about 3 months ago.

I blew my knee out at the BR pit at warped tour. I'll be wearing my knee brace from now in the pit. Kinda gay but gotta do what you gotta do to have fun.

Khris

sirhk100 - Just thought I'd share my good news with you.

THE QUEERS ARE PLAYING HERE Oct 24th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YEAH!!!!!!!!


I just found out and i almost choked on a twizzler...OMG I cant wait.

The Who???
LMAO

Chuck.....*smacks u with a twizzler*

:D

Not "the who", "the queers"... Say hello to Joe Queer for me if you get on stage!!! I love "**** the world"!!! Such a good song. My friends band only does one cover set and that's the one. Oh BTW speaking of my friends band I'm seeing them tonght. They're opening for "Dead Kennedys". Should be a great show. Actually this has been a great weekend. Spent the weekend riding my new dirt bike and beating the crap outta my Exploder in the desert. Got to ride 1 lap in the winning buggy at the race we were at. Had 2 bands play in our camp and free food, beer, and jungle juice all day. Now today I'm about to head out to the bar to watch the Charger's game (I live in San Diego) and then seeing the show tonight.... Do I really have to go to work tomorrow????
Khris