View Full Version : Hot chick wanted for offroading date!
Hi, I`m 31, as ugly as they come, and hung like a hamster!
-Just kidding, I`m not bad in all areas if I may say so.
I`m single right now and I was wondering if any hotties want to go wheeling with me sometime. Hopefully we could get alone at some high mountain vantage point and totally suck face for a while. Then hopefully we would strip down and pretend we`re in a porn video. You know, just revert to our most basic instincts, and go crazy on it, Yeah!
So if you are a hottie, please shoot me a PM. You must be female, and have all the parts associated with the female anatomy, cuz I can`t be fooled about that stuff kay?
Even if you guys like, have a sister or mom that wants some lovin` please let me know.
I`m a gentleman, I won`t be all "bi**hslappin" and stuff either, so don`t worry none!
-hurry, I need my numm numms!
Brandon4AU 12-07-2002, 01:20 PM lol...thats funny....try the explorer babes thread!
That`s a good idea!
I would think they`d be lined up by now. I don`t understand, I said I was a gentleman. Hmm..
ahhjaws 12-07-2002, 11:27 PM Hot chick wanted for offroading date!
Wouldn't we all.
Good luck!
Mikes95XLT 12-07-2002, 11:39 PM Yea man, if it were just that easy yanno? You woulda seen my thread a long time ago... :D
ChuckyD 12-07-2002, 11:45 PM moved :)
ajevenson 12-07-2002, 11:58 PM Jimbo, check out this thread (5th post down):
http://bb.bc4x4.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12321
She (or maybe a he?) is in your neck of the woods and sounds like she/he is in "the mood". Tell me how it goes with 'sweetcherrypie'!:D
DeagleDave 12-08-2002, 12:36 AM Originally posted by ld50
Hi, I`m 31, as ugly as they come, and hung like a hamster!
-hurry, I need my numm numms!
way to be man, i'm sure lines like this will get you a quality woman in no time!!!
.....I don't know if I'd slap you or laugh at you with pick up lines like that......
LMAO
Lots of luck there, bub!
DeagleDave 12-08-2002, 01:44 AM that's from the first chick to post!
DENIED!
haha....i'm j/k
Brandon4AU 12-08-2002, 03:15 AM Originally posted by SweetCherryPie
[QUOTE]I've asked this question to some ppl on this msg board, about where to find the best spots to 4x4.? I would love 4 someone too take me up there (to the best spots) so i can try out my beast 4x4!! I'm looking 4 some action from the BOYZ! If your Willing to take a trip with a Sweet (CherryPie), Smart, Verysexy, Outgoing,Spontanious Adventerous, Down to earth woman who knows what she wants in life( To Excel in life, HaveFun, Take Adventurous Road trips, as well as settle down with some good friends and have good times And you are ALL who drink and don't eat and don't look like this !!!
Email me and let me know if you would like to take a trip, email me possible dates and times of departures with meeting spots!!
You won't Regret it!! I'm a all SWEET HEART,
Love ,
'SweetCherryPie' [QUOTE]
She sounds perfect for you!
Lots of luck there, bub!
Okay, what if I sweeten the deal..
I`m perfectly willing to be a little romantic, so how bout afterwards I kick out a few bucks for a small bouquet of flowers, or maybe some bath oil or something. Chicks like that junk right?
'SweetCherryPie'
Thanks for the heads up, but I want a "classy" hot chick!
DENIED!
Don`t blow it for me! You think if she lived a little closer I might have had a chance?
Oh yeah, lol
way to be man, i'm sure lines like this will get you a quality woman in no time!!!
I was just showing my sense of humor! I`m more horse than hamster!
;)
DocVijay 12-08-2002, 11:31 AM Originally posted by ld50
I`m single right now and I was wondering if any hotties want to go wheeling with me sometime. Hopefully we could get alone at some high mountain vantage point and totally suck face for a while. Then hopefully we would strip down and pretend we`re in a porn video. You know, just revert to our most basic instincts, and go crazy on it, Yeah!
Even if you guys like, have a sister or mom that wants some lovin` please let me know.
-hurry, I need my numm numms!
That post would definitely make me give you my sister's phone # (if I had one). You've got a way with words... :p
DeagleDave 12-08-2002, 04:24 PM don't give out all your secrets man....if you're gonna be romantic there is something to be said for surprises!
Okay, here`s the straight goods.
I honestly didn`t expect some "hot chick" to take me up on the offer. I posted it just to see how people would react to it. Call it a social experiment. Although it is true that I AM single right now, I assure you that I preffer meeting them differently, and of course being a little more romantic!
It sure made me laugh though, and some of the responses were really funny!
That "sweetcherrie pie" actually scares me, if it is even a girl!
:D :p :D
Brandon4AU 12-09-2002, 06:58 PM Im not buying that. Youre lonely. Its ok. We are all lonely at times......well.....I am not. Neither are any of my friends.....or anyone else I know....but I am sure youre not the only one :D
Xplodor 12-09-2002, 07:22 PM I found the perfect girl for you. She said you can call her at (310) 495-5412. I promice it's not no pornline. Anyway, she read your post and wanted me to give you her number. I know it's far, but she has family close to you.
DeagleDave 12-09-2002, 07:55 PM Originally posted by ld50
Okay, here`s the straight goods.
I honestly didn`t expect some "hot chick" to take me up on the offer. I posted it just to see how people would react to it. Call it a social experiment. Although it is true that I AM single right now, I assure you that I preffer meeting them differently, and of course being a little more romantic!
It sure made me laugh though, and some of the responses were really funny!
That "sweetcherrie pie" actually scares me, if it is even a girl!
:D :p :D
his next post after calling this girl will be "I retract my previous statement" hehe
Xplodor 12-09-2002, 08:24 PM She said any non-perv is welcome to call her. She just finished taking her LSAT exam, so she's got nothing to do.
Josh S. 12-09-2002, 08:40 PM Originally posted by Xplodor
I found the perfect girl for you. She said you can call her at (310) 495-5412. I promice it's not no pornline. Anyway, she read your post and wanted me to give you her number. I know it's far, but she has family close to you.
What are you doin in here man?? lol, that isn't samoo's number is it:cool:
Brandon4AU 12-09-2002, 09:09 PM Originally posted by Xplodor
She said any non-perv is welcome to call her. She just finished taking her LSAT exam, so she's got nothing to do.
So how big are her boobs? :D
Mikes95XLT 12-09-2002, 09:39 PM HAHAHA!
Haggard 12-09-2002, 10:06 PM Originally posted by Brandon4AU
So how big are her boobs? :D
At least I wasn't the only one wondering that :D
DeagleDave 12-09-2002, 10:24 PM how about......POST A PIC OF HER!
Im not buying that. Youre lonely. Its ok. We are all lonely at times......well.....I am not. Neither are any of my friends.....or anyone else I know....but I am sure youre not the only one
:( Okay, I admit it, I`m lonely. Do you know what it`s like to come home from work to an empty condo, and sit alone here?? To be set for life with a dream job that piles the cash up without anyone to spend it on? To see other happy couples on the street holding hands and laughing and loving each other?
Oh they don`t look at me when they laugh, but I know what they`re laughing about, man! They`re laughing at ME cuz I`m destined to die ALONE and UNLOVED, while they share their lives with one another!
(sniff) I`m gunna go cry myself to sleep again, thanks for exposing me to everyone.
BTW, ARE they big or what?:D
DeagleDave 12-09-2002, 10:33 PM Originally posted by ld50
BTW, ARE they big or what?:D
LOL that's funny
piles of cash eh? wanna donate to the "Poor Dave Fund" it's tax deductable.
With all those mods, you should be broke:D
DeagleDave 12-09-2002, 10:47 PM yeah my throttle cable mod was the straw that broke the camel's back
.........WHY do I keep reading this thread... :rolleyes:
.........WHY do I keep reading this thread...
;) It`s my charming way of typing. It is useles to resist.
eXplorerchic 12-10-2002, 12:00 AM lol you guys are too funny...I also wonder why I'm reading this. :D :p :confused:
ahhjaws 12-10-2002, 01:09 AM (310) 495-5412
That is scary. That was my old number at the dorms with a different area code. Make sure you dial the right area code for that.:D
Xplodor 12-10-2002, 01:01 PM LOL, you all are funny. Did any of you even try to call the number? It's the LA County reject line. Basically if someone asks you for your number and you don't want to give it to them, you give them that number. If you get a chance call it and go through some of the menus. It's funny, may even be a "pick-you-up" for some of you that need to build selfesteem.:D
Good times, All in good fun!
Mikes95XLT 12-10-2002, 01:06 PM HAHAHA that's funny a** sh**!!!! I never heard of anything like that in my life!!! :p
sunbum 12-30-2002, 01:54 PM LMAO
a) county reject line. I love it. Just give them the number to walmart or something?
b) must... stop... reading... this.... thread
c) why am I even replying to it?
d) can't.. reach.. the back... button...
I wouldn't even put lipstick on my dog and send it out with you after those lines. heh
But if you're good with scissors and construction paper, you could probably make it look like you had some "babe" with you? (No, I don't want to hear anything about a papercut you received that night here!) :p
DesertSpive 12-30-2002, 03:56 PM I think you guys scared off all the ladies. But I am recently single myself and know where you are coming from. ;)
--Sean
Mikes95XLT 12-30-2002, 04:20 PM Nothin wrong with being single :D
Xlt-RATED 01-05-2003, 07:19 PM Mikes95XLT
Your rigt there is nothng wrong with being single....
As longas you find some way of getting SOME.
Originally posted by Xlt-RATED
As longas you find some way of getting SOME.
If you're single, that leaves the opportunities wide open.
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