Elite 5.0L Fiddler
CAT5 Crocurricane > EF5 Sharknado
Did you remember to never forget?
Confucius Say: Man with too many projects finishes none.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
100 Degrees, 99 problems and not 1 dollar to my name. Oh, and I own a Ford too.
Have Wheels-Will Travel
Anyone else notice that Mr. Universe is always won by a person from earth? I'm beginning to wonder if the contest is rigged...
Knew an Explorer Owner
There are two things in life, and I forgot them both.
When you go down to where you know, don't forget what you don't know.
I ran into my ex-wife the other day. Then I backed up and ran into her again. I miss her sometimes.
When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
"The old man loved bargaining as much as an Arab trader, and he was twice as shrewd."