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      City, State:
      Johnson City, TN
      Year, Model & Trim Level:
      Multiple 99-00 5.0 AWD
      Country - Optional:
      US
      Zip Code:
      37601
      Vehicle Specs:
      YES
      Engine:
      5.0
      Year:
      2000
      Transmission:
      4R70W
      Transfer Case:
      4404 AWD
      Rear Axle:
      3.73
      Tires:
      235 75 15
      Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
      Mr. Hilton: Yes.
      Inspector: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?
      Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.
      Inspector: What sort of frog?
      Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.
      Inspector: Is it cooked?
      Mr. Hilton: No.
      Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?
      Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
      Inspector: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
      Mr. Hilton: What else?
      Inspector: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
      Mr. Hilton: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
      Inspectr: Constable Clitoris et one of those!! We have to protect the public!
      Constable: Uh, would you excuse me a moment, Sir? (exits)
      Inspector: We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable Clitoris thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to expect some sort of mock frog!
      Mr. Hilton: (outraged) MOCK frog!?! We use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind!
      Inspector: Nevertheless, I advise you in future to replace the words 'Crunchy Frog' with the legend, 'Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog' if you wish to avoid prosecution!






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