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    Turdle
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    Illusion of achieving movement on that thar broom

    Turdle

    Will cook for gas, Male, 55

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    I snore, pretty sure i already do that July 21, 2017 at 11:04 PM

      1. Turdle
        Turdle
        I snore, pretty sure i already do that
      2. Turdle
        Turdle
        spam email says it's going to tell me how to drive my partner crazy in bed.
      3. Turdle
        Turdle
        My garage is so hot, it like a trip to Egypt with less pyramids to bump in to.
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        2. Rick
          Rick
          Just think... A lot of people here add humidity to make it cooler:eek:
          June 13, 2017
        3. Rhett
          Rhett
          If you added humidity here, you'd get rain in the garage.
          June 13, 2017
          Turdle and Rick like this.
        4. Turdle
          Turdle
          I can't add AC because my oven, air compressor and lighting has the 100 amp service running a little warm already.
          June 14, 2017
          Rick likes this.
      4. Turdle
        Turdle
        News flash. Voodoo Ranger causes New Belgium distrust.
        1. toypaseo
          toypaseo
          Add Juicy Watermelon to that list...
          June 1, 2017
      5. Turdle
        Turdle
        Careful with that zipper....
        1. Centaurus5.0 likes this.
      6. Turdle
        Turdle
        Found a piece of toilet paper shaped like Colorado. Ebay?
      7. Turdle
        Turdle
        Need non working mach radio (with rds button) display power board
      8. Turdle
        Turdle
        which way did they go? I must find them. I am their leader.
      9. Turdle
        Turdle
        Are we having fun yet?
        1. Rick likes this.
      10. Turdle
        Turdle
        Last to know and just along for the ride.
      11. Turdle
        Turdle
        It just goes to show you don't ever know
      12. Turdle
        Turdle
        And you thought your day was bad-- Bro in law just came to stay with us for TWO WEEKS!
      13. Turdle
        Turdle
        I think I got some bad gas today. Everyone on the elevator agreed.
      14. Turdle
        Turdle
        I'm looking for a chateau, twenty one rooms but one will do I don't want to buy it I just want to rent it for a minute or two
      15. Turdle
        Turdle
        Her " you need to sell some stuff!" Him" you sound like my ex wife" Her " you never told me you were married before" Him " I wasn't"
        1. Rick likes this.
      16. Turdle
        Turdle
        Well, it seems if you celebrate today's holiday too early you might forget what it is you were going to do. I'm sure it will come to me..
        1. Rick likes this.
      17. Turdle
        Turdle
        I feel I am trans terrestrial, in that I identify myself as a martian. Therefore none of your Earthbound laws apply to me. Kthanx
        1. johnbyler, Rick and toypaseo like this.
      18. Turdle
        Turdle
        Where ever you go, there you are
        1. Rick likes this.
      19. Zacharydperry95
        Zacharydperry95
        Hello, I stay in Kansas and I was told you can do engine powder coating??
      20. blueka
        blueka
        Happy new year buddy. hope it brings you health wealth and happiness..
        1. Turdle likes this.
      21. Turdle
        Turdle
        I thought i wanted to live off the grid, then the power went out.
      22. Turdle
        Turdle
        eat,play, poop, sleep, repeat.
        1. Rick likes this.
      23. kcampbe
        kcampbe
        Thank you SO much for sharing the thread on the inlet fix. Sounds like a plan to me.

        I'll let you know how it works out. Thanks again!
      24. Turdle
        Turdle
        Quit Facebook. You know what? It's good.
        1. ghosttrain2
          ghosttrain2
          You still flying drones? I finally got one to mess with
          August 16, 2016
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      25. Turdle
        Turdle
        Hey look, a squirrel
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        2. Rick
          Rick
          So fitting. I just jumped on the forum with a specific task in mind. What the hell that task was I have no freakin' idea... because of that damn squirrel!
          June 29, 2016
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      Gender:
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      Birthday:
      January 3, 1962 (Age: 55)
      Occupation:
      Illusion of achieving movement on that thar broom
      City, State:
      Humboldt, KS
      Year, Model & Trim Level:
      2000 Mounty
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      USA
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      Engine:
      5.0
      Year:
      2000
      Transmission:
      4r70w
      Transfer Case:
      Manual 4406
      Front Axle:
      stock
      Rear Axle:
      373
      Lighting:
      17" 100w CREE (10x10W)
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      Powdercoated Dick Cepek DC1's
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