Joe Dirt's Wedgie

Yeah, it sounded funny worded that way. Yes, I let my 6 year old name the car. When I mentioned that it was Wedgewood Blue, the name was blurted out in 5 seconds.

She's Deep Wedgewood Blue with a Dark Graphite leather interior.
105,000 miles, a V8 AWD of course, and sporting leather chaps inside.

So, the work starts- I need to swap over my audio stuff, visors, auto dimming mirror, rims and tires, trailer hitch, front lights, put in a new leather wheel and clean the hell out of the truck. I can't help but do that...

 

[celly]

Was it ever uphill?

 

[Glen4X4]

Lol, this thread is still as good as the beginning lol.

 

[corkey]

I'm sure it'll be funny later...

 

[sean99]

This thread just went down hill........

This is the best thread, or maybe this one:

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302096&highlight=funny

 

[Hitchhikingmike]

just when down hill? have you not read the last 14 pages?

Okay, okay, this thread went downhill fourteen pages okay....

 

[lynchy wa]

Here's a mod for your new ride Joe.

 

[sean99]

Haha!! I love the little insect trying to escape the piss revs to moms van

 

[Joe Dirt]

Don't make me bust out the custom Caravan's...

You know this is sooooo completely sexy.

 

[BrianDye]

I like the color and the wheels...but you throw a couple kids in there with mom and dad, that things gonna be bottomed out!

 

[cybergasm]

He does have a harmonica...

Just in case the youngsters do have to Wikipedia that, it's J. Geils Band... I before E except after Centerfold... :

Details :mattmoon:

 

[Joe Dirt]

I like the color and the wheels...but you throw a couple kids in there with mom and dad, that things gonna be bottomed out!

I don't need anything or anyone else in a vehicle with me, to bottom it out.

Details :mattmoon:

FINALLY! Some nudity in this thread...

 

[my pos mounty]

If you get one of those, You are going to need the prerequisite "soccer mom family" rear window sticker.

 

[BrianDye]

I don't need anything or anyone else in a vehicle with me, to bottom it out.

That's hilarious!

 

[celly]

omg lol man

 

[Joe Dirt]

If I do it, I'll jet-power and use the soccer ball magnet instead, since the rear window won't be so practical.

 

[Sbyrne97]

that might be just the right amount of thrust you need...!

Somehow I don't think that little window contraption would stand up to those flames though..

 

[Joe Dirt]

I do need thrust. Torque- it helps get my ass moving.

Horsepower helps too- my unexciting new vehicle will have 215HP just like Wedgie does.

I actually lived for 5 years about 6 miles from the Trenton Engine plant where they built the Chrysler 3.8L 215HP variable intake engine. Small world! In 2001, the 3.8L engine got a Variable Intake System which boosted output to 215 hp (160 kW) at 5000 rpm with 245 ft·lbf (332 N·m) of torque at 4000 rpm. Not bad for a millenium minivan!

 

[Sbyrne97]

Is that similar to a honda v-tech different lobe sizes?

 

[Sbyrne97]

you could always do this...plus i don't think you would have to worry about bottoming out

 

[Joe Dirt]

Yeah, but them Windstars- the axles snap... Not sure if sticking my wide tail into a vehicle with axles that have a propensity to snap is a good idea... lol!

If I lift it, I'd have to throw my kid up there, and God help me getting my fatter ass in.