Joe Dirt's Wedgie

Yeah, it sounded funny worded that way. Yes, I let my 6 year old name the car. When I mentioned that it was Wedgewood Blue, the name was blurted out in 5 seconds.

She's Deep Wedgewood Blue with a Dark Graphite leather interior.
105,000 miles, a V8 AWD of course, and sporting leather chaps inside.

So, the work starts- I need to swap over my audio stuff, visors, auto dimming mirror, rims and tires, trailer hitch, front lights, put in a new leather wheel and clean the hell out of the truck. I can't help but do that...

 

[Sbyrne97]

LOL i just envisioned you throwing your son up into the van...you could attach somekind of step ladder to the underbody which might aid you...

Speaking of vans, my dad used to drive one of these

He said he got 60 HP and one time they were driving up a hill and it couldn't make it, he had to get a truck to tow him up the hill

 

[Joe Dirt]

Now those have the aerodynamic qualities of a loaf of bread.

 

[Sbyrne97]

lol german engineering it's come a long way...

I guess it would be serious insult to injury if you snapped an axle too, after the chair fiasco

that windstar seems to be sporting a ford 8.8 though

 

[Joe Dirt]

I'd have an axle-snap thread next. Good Lord the humiliation.

 

[lynchy wa]

I like the new avatar mate. I thought it was sexual harrassment panda when I first saw it, which is not cool, but fat panda is way cool. In my old Kombi I had to drop down a cog when driving into a head wind and used to gain 15 mph if I had a tail wind. That was a great old boat.

 

[Joe Dirt]

What was top speed on flat land, no wind?


Hey- how about something like this? Same horsepower...

 

[Sbyrne97]

Lol wtf is sexual harassment panda!

and My dad said going downhill he got an extra 10-15mph

he was always afraid the engine was going to blow up on the highway, apparently the engine blocks are pretty much below the driver seat.

 

[lynchy wa]

53.7 mph and that vespa probably had me beat in the horsepower department.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I would never fit in that sidecar.

 

[lynchy wa]

My engine was in the back, when she finally died all the inards became molten globules on the road behind me. Looked great at night but it was a long walk home.

Sexy south park panda

 

[Joe Dirt]

Is that yours?

 

[lynchy wa]

Nup same colour but mine was bog standard with no pop top camper roof and mine died about 15 years ago. She is now Rusting In Peace on a farm, being used as a goat house.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I was ready for a simple yes/no, but seriously- that was so far and beyond the best answer I could have hoped for. So informative!

 

[lynchy wa]

Dribble? I never dribble (wipes chin with toilet paper)

 

[Joe Dirt]

That sounds more like a personal control problem to me...

 

[lynchy wa]

Yeah I have to invest in some wet wipes and P.C.P. is the problem not the cure.

 

[sean99]

Is this your old bus??

 

[lynchy wa]

No but I really really really would like it. I'd set it up as a restaurant on tracks and sell burgers on the beach.

 

[techieman33]

sexual harassment panda, probably nsfw
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103574/sexual-harassment-law

 

[sean99]

I'd set it up as a restaurant on tracks and sell burgers on the beach.

With dirt as your chef, you guys will be popular...