The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 degree Fahrenheit ( 10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians
plant gardens
35 degrees Fahrenheit ( 1.6 C ) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive
with windows down
32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes Canadian water gets
thicker
0 degrees Fahrenheit ( -17.9 C ) New York City landlords finally turn on
the heat Canadians have last cookout of the season
-60 degrees Fahrenheit ( -51 C ) Mt. Helen's freezes Canadian Girl Guides
sell cookies door to door
-100 degrees Fahrenheit ( -73 C ) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps
-173 degrees Fahrenheit ( -114 C ) Ethyl alcohol freezes Canadians get
frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460 degrees Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500 degrees Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over The Calgary Flames win
the Stanley Cup.
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