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Old 12-04-2005, 12:29 PM   #21
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Wow, you have been through a lot with these guys. And you still hang around them...

Thank you so much for sharing everything. This gives me something to watch out for with these guys. Of course, since us girls will be on guard, wonder if the guys realize that girls can play dirty too.
Oh, I didn't mention what went into revenge

My favorite and most famous two incidents have been:

Slipping a gay porn under the seat of our severly homophobic trail guide and trying not to crack up when he foundit in front of everybody during lunch,

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Getting Doug so drunk that he passed out so I could give him custom sharpie tattoos


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Spas I dont know what your talking about, we are always so nice to you and treat you with nothing but respect. Oh wait, did I just say we??? I meant I am always nice to you.
And believe me, I appreciate it, Bobby! It was only in defense of you that would make me climb into Ronald's lap and make a scene to show my anger with McDonald's cruel treatment of such a loyal Arby's customer

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Rick, ya gotta remember who these comments come from.......
And Jeff, who always manages to get the worst picture possible of me, Ben or Doug ,,!, ,!,, I have some of you too, ya know :p
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:32 PM   #22
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If you really want to capture my essence, i think this is a far better picture of myself... The 2nd two pics are of my friend Danny who will also be gracing you all with his presence this up coming weekend.
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:49 PM   #23
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....And Jeff, who always manages to get the worst picture possible of me, Ben or Doug ,,!, ,!,, I have some of you too, ya know :p

Welllllll, speaking of Ben...we do have pix of him before his "change" took place...pix below are pre "change" and post "change" :p
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:54 PM   #24
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It's such an improvement!


Lori, there'll be times that you're in a bad mood or the joke goes too far, just remember not to ever take any jokes too personally. They get to me evey now and then, but I just have to shrug them off. And plan revenge




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Old 12-04-2005, 06:36 PM   #25
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Very funny, Ben
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Old 12-04-2005, 10:43 PM   #26
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Very funny, Ben
I don't know what your talking about. I took the backway home not down 83 & 81.




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Old 12-05-2005, 08:54 AM   #27
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I can't thank you all enough for the laughs that me and Jeff have shared over this thread. After reading IM's, this thread, the original trip thread, and my law enforcement training, I feel that I am prepared for anything.

I am ready for not being able to get out, or in, of a vehicle or tent. I am ready for some cussing, drunkeness, nakedness (I'll have the camera ready), and typical Animal House "shenanigans".

Thanks for the testimonials, the confessions, and overall warnings. I appreciate all the help.




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Old 12-05-2005, 04:19 PM   #28
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I am ready for not being able to get out, or in, of a vehicle or tent. I am ready for some cussing, drunkeness, nakedness (I'll have the camera ready), and typical Animal House "shenanigans".
Note to self... come up with new, unpredictable, jokes and pranks.




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Note to self... come up with new, unpredictable, jokes and pranks.





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Old 12-05-2005, 11:15 PM   #30
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben will FOREVER be playing the fish prank on Linds. And There is NO way he mentioned the posibility of doing it to anyone on this board




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Old 12-06-2005, 09:01 AM   #31
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben will FOREVER be playing the fish prank on Linds. And There is NO way he mentioned the posibility of doing it to anyone on this board
You should have seen some of the pre-Ben Fish jokes.. There where some good ones, I'm sure there are still pics floating around here somewhere.




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well, someone post them up!




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Old 12-13-2005, 07:45 PM   #33
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Just wanted to thank everyone for the advice, helpful hints, and again the confessions. The weekend was a blast with no major shenanigans except for a little silly string and a little flamethrower and no major catastrophes.

Spas, it wasn't really Doug's fault about Jerraldine Springer showing up. We all felt bad that they had to leave. Him and Danny were having fun until all the drama started...

At least now I have some idea what to expect for our next trip.

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Old 12-13-2005, 10:44 PM   #34
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You should have seen some of the pre-Ben Fish jokes.. There where some good ones, I'm sure there are still pics floating around here somewhere.

Pfft. The only Pre-ben joke was the stupid "I break for Tuna" stickers, which everyone and their aunt has seen, so NYAH :p




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