Joe Dirt's Wedgie

*Joe Dirt* · 01-27-2011, 10:36 PM

It's all your fault Glen... You pushed me into it...

GRNMACHINE · 01-27-2011, 10:38 PM

Well Edward Nigma, those were some really vague hints... I never believed it was going to be a mini van, you had also mentioned looking at a 2011 Explorer in the spring.

35 pages to see a Wedgie twinkie... I like it, I like it alot.

And now you first modded Ex!! Looks really really clean.

Will there be a nickname change now?

Edison "Edson" Arantes do Nascimento[1][6] KBE (born 21 or 23 October 1940[1]), best known by his nickname Pelé (Brazilian Portuguese pronunciation: [peˈlɛ], usual English pronunciation: /ˈpɛleɪ/) is a retired Brazilian footballer. He is widely regarded among football experts and former players as one of the greatest football players of all time.

or

In the Hawaiian religion, Pele (pronounced [ˈpɛlɛ], English: /ˈpeɪleɪ/ PAY-lay) is the goddess of fire, lightning, dance, and volcanoes. She is a popular figure in many stories of ancient Hawaii known as Hawaiian mythology.

Pele just doesnt fit.

CONGRATZ

*Glen4X4* · 01-27-2011, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Dirt

It's all your fault Glen... You pushed me into it...

I know I'm such a bad guy lol.

*sport97* · 01-27-2011, 10:40 PM

Damn Joe, I know why I'm not a detective. I should've stuck with my 1st hunch of another 2nd gen explorer (palm to face). I knew you couldn't stunk as low as to buy a van! Congrats on the new ex.

*Joe Dirt* · 01-27-2011, 10:41 PM

Pele? Whaddya mean Pele?

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Originally Posted by techieman33

Pele huh? where did the name come from?

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Originally Posted by Joe Dirt

Oh yeah- let me fix that...

Just a last minute diversion.

*techieman33* · 01-27-2011, 10:42 PM

And that was another epic let down brought to you by no other than our very own Joe Dirt

*lynchy wa* · 01-27-2011, 10:42 PM

What The F*** you crazy sonofergun, you'd have to be bloody Sherlock Holmes to follow those clues. Even Columbo would be scratching his head saying WTF, Jessica Fletcher would finally retire and The Hardy boys could stop being gay! F***.

sean99 · 01-27-2011, 10:43 PM

Congrats on keeping your balls...i feel drained

*Joe Dirt* · 01-27-2011, 10:44 PM

...and it was even bumped to the top last Friday! (That worried me a bit...)

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Originally Posted by ahodges

Is your explorer still for sale? I have a friend that is interested in it and I am located in Oregon, OH by Toledo. I would like to stop by to see it some time if possible.

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Originally Posted by springer275

Sorry, I have someone that is picking it up the middle of next week. If something should change I will let you know, but it is sold at this point.

*gmanpaint* · 01-27-2011, 10:44 PM

*Joe Dirt* · 01-27-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchy wa

What The F*** you crazy sonofergun, you'd have to be bloody Sherlock Holmes to follow those clues. Even Columbo would be scratching his head saying WTF, Jessica Fletcher would finally retire and The Hardy boys could stop being gay! F***.

Who said it would be easy? ...and you really thought I was buying a minivan

Main reason- I didn't want someone buying it out from under me...

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Originally Posted by gmanpaint

That could be helpful for me...

*sport97* · 01-27-2011, 10:47 PM

Joe, I hope you realize a bunch of us have been glued to the forum awaiting your arrival and update...well, atleast I was haha. I assume by the fairly large amount of people viewing the thread I wasnt the only one.

I assume the wedge is going to a forum member... You said a "family" member, but we are all family right??? You said it would be another unveil with clues, so it has to be another forum member...

*lynchy wa* · 01-27-2011, 10:48 PM

Oh no not again....

*techieman33* · 01-27-2011, 10:49 PM

My guess is BrianDye, he's been in this thread a lot. Probably bought this instead of buying a new transmission.

*Keeper0311* · 01-27-2011, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by techieman33

My guess is BrianDye, he's been in this thread a lot. Probably bought this instead of buying a new transmission.

With the amount of work he's putting in his Limited, I don't think he'd be be willing to part with his current ride.

*Joe Dirt* · 01-27-2011, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by techieman33

My guess is BrianDye, he's been in this thread a lot. Probably bought this instead of buying a new transmission.

Not correct... I am not currently selling a Lincoln LS...

Sorry Brian!

*NHarris* · 01-27-2011, 10:54 PM

Joe, I'm just wondering about this; How did you come up with the name "Deuce" for this latest Ex?
No trashing on it, cause it's a catchy name and I like it.

*Glen4X4* · 01-27-2011, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by techieman33

My guess is BrianDye, he's been in this thread a lot. Probably bought this instead of buying a new transmission.

EDIT: I seen Joes reply lol

*Joe Dirt* · 01-27-2011, 10:55 PM

It's Wedgie, version 2.0!

thus... Deuce

*NHarris* · 01-27-2011, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Dirt

It's Wedgie, version 2.0!

thus... Deuce

Duece sits higher than wedgie.

Yet they both are almost the same.

01-27-2011, 10:38 PM	#702
GRNMACHINE Wannabe Elite Explorer IL 95 Sport 4x4 Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 2,374 Vehicle Specs	Well Edward Nigma, those were some really vague hints... I never believed it was going to be a mini van, you had also mentioned looking at a 2011 Explorer in the spring. 35 pages to see a Wedgie twinkie... I like it, I like it alot. And now you first modded Ex!! Looks really really clean. Will there be a nickname change now? Edison "Edson" Arantes do Nascimento[1][6] KBE (born 21 or 23 October 1940[1]), best known by his nickname Pelé (Brazilian Portuguese pronunciation: [peˈlɛ], usual English pronunciation: /ˈpɛleɪ/) is a retired Brazilian footballer. He is widely regarded among football experts and former players as one of the greatest football players of all time. or In the Hawaiian religion, Pele (pronounced [ˈpɛlɛ], English: /ˈpeɪleɪ/ PAY-lay) is the goddess of fire, lightning, dance, and volcanoes. She is a popular figure in many stories of ancient Hawaii known as Hawaiian mythology. Pele just doesnt fit. CONGRATZ __________________ 95 Sport 4x4, 3.73, tt/shackles, K&N FIPK, 33X12.50X15 BFG T/A, 15x10 DC-1's, Pro Comp ES9000 shocks, Flowmaster Catback, ARB OME Leaf Springs, 2" BODYLIFT "Thy shall Not Leaveth Thou Chariot Stocketh" Explorer 2nd Genesis GRNMACHINE

01-27-2011, 10:40 PM	#704
sport97 Elite Procrastinator connellsville pa 1997 sport SOHC 4.0 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,322 Vehicle Specs	Damn Joe, I know why I'm not a detective. I should've stuck with my 1st hunch of another 2nd gen explorer (palm to face). I knew you couldn't stunk as low as to buy a van! Congrats on the new ex. __________________ CB radio w/ dual whips, Front skidplate, 4 door leaf/aal/shackles/TT, 265/75/16 at's My ex -Vince

01-27-2011, 10:42 PM	#707
lynchy wa Down Under Beer Explorer Albany, Western Australia 2004 XLT V6 4x4 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,347 Vehicle Specs	What The F* you crazy sonofergun, you'd have to be bloody Sherlock Holmes to follow those clues. Even Columbo would be scratching his head saying WTF, Jessica Fletcher would finally retire and The Hardy boys could stop being gay! F*. __________________ Me-Greg Lynch,Henson Performance,half hornet scoop,blue cobra stripes,Irvin bullbar,red heeler alarm(my dog),K&N,skid plate 2 1/2" exhaust,265/70/17 AT's,1.25" wheel spacers front,1" wheel spacers rear,CB+dual whips/1981 FLH Heritage Edition-Pamela My wagon Uma

01-27-2011, 10:43 PM	#708
sean99 Wannabe Elite Explorer Sunnyvale, California 01 Limited 5.0 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,304 Vehicle Specs	Congrats on keeping your balls...i feel drained __________________ 2001 5.0 Limited AWD...Mac intake and exhaust. Torque Monster Headers, Henson Tuned }}}Amsoil{{{

01-27-2011, 10:44 PM	#710
gmanpaint Torsion Bar Free since 2010 94 XLT-95 FX4 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6,926 Vehicle Specs	__________________ The Black Hole Pugly

01-27-2011, 10:42 PM	#706
techieman33 Elite Explorer Topeka, KS 00 V8 Mountaineer Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 8,222 Vehicle Specs	And that was another epic let down brought to you by no other than our very own Joe Dirt

01-27-2011, 10:47 PM	#712
sport97 Elite Procrastinator connellsville pa 1997 sport SOHC 4.0 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,322 Vehicle Specs	Joe, I hope you realize a bunch of us have been glued to the forum awaiting your arrival and update...well, atleast I was haha. I assume by the fairly large amount of people viewing the thread I wasnt the only one. I assume the wedge is going to a forum member... You said a "family" member, but we are all family right??? You said it would be another unveil with clues, so it has to be another forum member... __________________ CB radio w/ dual whips, Front skidplate, 4 door leaf/aal/shackles/TT, 265/75/16 at's My ex -Vince

01-27-2011, 10:48 PM	#713
lynchy wa Down Under Beer Explorer Albany, Western Australia 2004 XLT V6 4x4 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,347 Vehicle Specs	Oh no not again.... __________________ Me-Greg Lynch,Henson Performance,half hornet scoop,blue cobra stripes,Irvin bullbar,red heeler alarm(my dog),K&N,skid plate 2 1/2" exhaust,265/70/17 AT's,1.25" wheel spacers front,1" wheel spacers rear,CB+dual whips/1981 FLH Heritage Edition-Pamela My wagon Uma

01-27-2011, 10:49 PM	#714
techieman33 Elite Explorer Topeka, KS 00 V8 Mountaineer Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 8,222 Vehicle Specs	My guess is BrianDye, he's been in this thread a lot. Probably bought this instead of buying a new transmission.

01-27-2011, 10:54 PM	#717
NHarris Hmm.... Jeeps or Fords? Ogden, UT 1998 XLT V6 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,477 Vehicle Specs	Joe, I'm just wondering about this; How did you come up with the name "Deuce" for this latest Ex? No trashing on it, cause it's a catchy name and I like it. __________________ Nate H 1998 Ford Explorer XLT 4.SLOW Restoration Project - OEM Restoration with larger than stock tires. 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo - 3.5" Lift, Quick Disconnects, Rear Locker, Mopar Off Road Package, Gray Moab Wheels, Differential Skid Plates, and much more!