Rice Burner song...

sirhk100 · 07-31-2003, 02:26 PM

I read this on another forum and got a kick out of it. Enjoy~~~

The new eminem song

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Koni's?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor *insert bad word of preference here* up
worse
then my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head"
"Nu-uh"
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it
and
make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a *insert bad word of preference here*; I'll just fly
by and
put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem ####### V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
*insert bad word of preference here*, even my kanji decals are worth
10
horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner

**SoBeLover** · 07-31-2003, 02:28 PM

LOL!!!! That's great I love it

**james t** · 07-31-2003, 02:43 PM

its still a classic though, even funnier if you read it in Eminem's voice...

07-31-2003, 02:26 PM	#1
sirhk100 Wannabe Elite Explorer las vegas '91 Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 1,397 Vehicle Specs (Original Poster)	Rice Burner song... I read this on another forum and got a kick out of it. Enjoy~~~ The new eminem song Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner! Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Koni's? Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did? Try NOS and get your motor insert bad word of preference here up worse then my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head" "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead, man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on. "Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!" I don't give a insert bad word of preference here; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on! Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner! I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine, But dem ####### V ten Ponies smoke me all the time. 99% of my crew I have to lie to, I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do, My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone, insert bad word of preference here, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone. Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner! Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away. Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay. I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive, But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive. Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner __________________ Khris http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h315/sirhk100/Expo/

07-31-2003, 02:28 PM	#2
SoBeLover Explorer Babe Moderator Berlin, Connecticut Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,109 Vehicle Specs	LOL!!!! That's great I love it __________________ Sandy "Life is a highway, I wanna' ride it all night long" Moderator:Explorer Babes

07-31-2003, 02:43 PM	#3
james t moderation Texarkana AR/TX 94 SAS sport Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 11,259 Vehicle Specs	its still a classic though, even funnier if you read it in Eminem's voice... __________________ my rebuild