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aldive · 01-27-2004, 06:14 PM

A few days ago someone (not really I) was having some
work done at our local Shell/Texaco station. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,
but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood
up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

can you quess what a 710 is?

*Hokie* · 01-27-2004, 06:14 PM

OIL

Alec · 01-27-2004, 06:14 PM

oil filler cap.

repost.

*GaSouthern1* · 01-27-2004, 06:15 PM

oil

aldive · 01-27-2004, 06:16 PM

Damn, you guys are good....

Crankcase · 01-27-2004, 07:20 PM

I think it was in the day brightener thread...

*XplorerKid* · 01-27-2004, 07:22 PM

Correction... It was the Fun Hump Day Thread....

I know this since my g/f was reading through it earlier and says that would prolly be her

Dumb Blondes

PEACE

01-27-2004, 06:14 PM	#1
aldive Elite In Memoriam 1999 XLT Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 25,271 Vehicle Specs (Original Poster)	710 A few days ago someone (not really I) was having some work done at our local Shell/Texaco station. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." can you quess what a 710 is? __________________ Al Franklin My truck My Quest for 30 RIP Al Franklin! 1947-2010. Gone but not forgotten! :(

01-27-2004, 06:14 PM	#2
Hokie Hokius Maximus Denver, CO '04 Jeep Grand Cherokee Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,634 Vehicle Specs	OIL __________________ Brett I get payed to sell and play with Cummins engines My old '98 MTNR - 5.0 V8 4x4 My old '99 Sport

01-27-2004, 06:14 PM	#3
Alec Elite Moderator Houston, Texas 2008 JK Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 16,061 Vehicle Specs	oil filler cap. repost. __________________ Alec "Dr. Candlepower" Rosenbaum Daily: 2008 JK Gone: EE "Splat", 2003 VW GTI VR6, 85 Bronco project

01-27-2004, 06:16 PM	#5
aldive Elite In Memoriam 1999 XLT Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 25,271 Vehicle Specs (Original Poster)	Damn, you guys are good.... Attached Images __________________ Al Franklin My truck My Quest for 30 RIP Al Franklin! 1947-2010. Gone but not forgotten! :(

01-27-2004, 07:20 PM	#6
Crankcase Moderator Emeritus Vancouver B.C, Canada 1992 XL Ex-Police Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 9,543 Vehicle Specs	I think it was in the day brightener thread... __________________ Explorer Family 1992 XL Mine 1992 XL Sisters 1992 XL Dads 1994 XL Moms Ex-Moderator: Modified Explorations Drivelines New Member Forum ***Guest star poster....

01-27-2004, 06:15 PM	#4
GaSouthern1 Elite LS2 - Duluth, Ga 2005 GTO Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,055 Vehicle Specs	oil

01-27-2004, 07:22 PM	#7
XplorerKid Rolling on 37"s Winter Haven Fl 1997 Xplorer Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,715 Vehicle Specs	Correction... It was the Fun Hump Day Thread.... I know this since my g/f was reading through it earlier and says that would prolly be her Dumb Blondes PEACE __________________ 2008 Honda CBR600RR 1990 Chevy Blazer Check out my Old Explorer