So I've got GREAT news. I don't have to worry about no heat anymore, problem is officially SOLVED.
The transmission completely **** the bed, I drove it on a 25 mile one way drive, everything went great, coming back it started hunting gears. I got it home, I have all the gears but heaven forbid it pick one, no OD, no reverse, and a vomiting transmission, right out the passenger side. Pulled dipstick, fluid is the color of bad motor oil, and now very low following the experience of a giant cloud of smoke from underneath.
To recap that, I've had a 01 SOHC that was a complete lemon mechanically, and now I've had a 96 that, with 98K miles, really showed it's colors. Can't say I'll buy another V6 truck, just my two cents. Gonna throw a trans in this one and sell it for the first $1k to roll my direction, assuming I find one. If I don't, that motor will bring $500 easy here, it's a quiet 4.0 with no problems. Next plan? Find another V8 truck, they last near forever.