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Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by madmike, September 19, 2002.

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  1. madmike

    madmike Elite Explorer

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    City, State:
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    Year, Model & Trim Level:
    '92 xlt, 93 SAS xlt
    So you think you're overworked and underpaid?
    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge head first into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime.
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    I work in high temperatures.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


    Dear Penis,
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
    raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
    You do not work 8 hours straight.
    You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
    locations.
    You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in
    order to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
    correct protective clothing.
    You will retire well before you are 65.
    You are unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
    assigned task.
    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
    the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

    Sincerely,
    The Management
     
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  3. expo5.0

    expo5.0 Elite Explorer

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    i'm emailing that to my girl
     
  4. VairKing

    VairKing Elite Explorer<br>Midwest-Xplorer Member

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  5. james t

    james t moderation Staff Member Moderator Elite Explorer

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    my sides hurt! think im gonna print this and bring it to work...
     
  6. Brandon4AU

    Brandon4AU Wannabe "Elite Explorer"<br>sXc Member

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    Poor penis does take quite a beating though lol
     
  7. Crankcase

    Crankcase Moderator Emeritus Moderator Emeritus

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    1992 XL Ex-Police
    :) Should be a PG at the top of the thread though.....LOL
     
  8. jimbo74

    jimbo74 Elite Exploder

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    saw that somewhere before... it's still a classic
     






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