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How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!

Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by GJarrett, August 16, 2000.

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    1. PhxExplorer

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      I don't think any expansion of the said hootus would be in your best interest since it has obviously adhered itself to the hootus skin. If you suspect any unforseen expansion "arising", quickly make a mental picture of Roseanne Barr trying to get into a spandex workout suit until the expanding problem has "shrunk" back to its original state.
       
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      Gerald,

      This wasn't a publicity stunt designed to attract attention to said hootus, was it? Have you been lonely lately? :D

      This thread has had me in stitches, which is what you'll be in if you try to just peel the herculiner off.

      I hope that this has a happy ending! For some reason, the name Bobbitt keeps popping up in my mind. Don't know why...
       
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      :bounce::bounce::bounce: Thats the cheapest way to get around birth control that I have ever seen.
       
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      Stephen Moderator In Memoriam Elite In Memoriam

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      LMAO You people are so cruel! I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. You should hear the people in my office as they read along behind me...
       
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      Never heard of anyone using Herculiner to waterproof their DINGY!! :bounce:

      Kind of reminds me of Drew Cary and the dirty thoughts symdrome after tripping over his dog, JUST THINK OF MIMI!!!! :D

      To keep your HOOTUS safe, Don't think of HOOTERS. :confused:
       
    7. GJarrett

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      :rolleyes: I am SO happy everyone is enjoying themselves.... :D
       
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      At least it wasn't Krazy Glue!! :nono:
       
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      Gerald - all my co-workers got a kick out of it too :).
       
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      So, um. How are things........progressing with this situation Gerald?
       
    11. GJarrett

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      That's just great.....

      Have a little mercy here. At this rate I'm going to end up in the newspaper. Just how many of you are showing this to all your coworkers? I thought we were a cozy little family here.....
       
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      LOL, I was just kidding. No one in my office is reading along behind me.
       
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      This is way to funny. I am still wonder if this is true or if you are just setting us up for a way late april fools joke. I would try talking to Tim Taylor from home improovement to see what he would do!
       
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      Well, I bit the bullet last night (nearly literally!) and tried to clean it off with the Xylol while I still had a chance before it completely cured. Kids, do not try this at home. My neighbor probably heard my reaction. I'm gonna be like Uncle Joe and movin' kinda slow for a few days.

      I'm leaving tomorrow for a river trip tubing down the Guadalupe River and hopefully a day long soaking in cool water will help out :D

      And Ryan was right. Once it cures, nothing removes this stuff. All the Herculiner I still have on my hands, arms, and hootus are just going to have to wear off. Even MEK won't cut it now, it's sort of like a permanent ink stain. Hope it's not a tattoo. :(
       
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      Family yes, but you have no clue how big this family is :D
       
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      LMAO he uses "Hootus" as if he were saying "leg"!

      Anyways, man I bet that hurt :eek: Maybe a nice long soak in the water will help. If it takes it off too quickly though, I'd get out. Especially if there are a lot of three eyed fish around...
       
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      well it'd sure give an interesting story when hoppin into bed with a new girl... "well see... I was applying herculiner to my rocker panels, got some on my hands... and had to have it surgically removed..." LOL
       
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      Thanks for the laugh. I almost got in trouble here at work for laughing so hard! I seriously hope it wears off ok, but I bet when you look back on this, you will be laughing as hard as I and the rest of us.
       
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      Well the stuff that I got on my hands I just sorta picked off with the razor I have sitting here on my desk. Most of it falls off with the dead skin after a while though. I don't think I would have a razor in that area either. It could lead to some trouble. Although since your going to be in a river some swimmers do shave EVERYWHERE and it makes them go faster. I donno... LOL. j/k!!!!
       
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      :eek:This might be one of those emails that someone ends up sending around. So everyone can thank gerald when a couple months down the road we get this post in email form. THANKS Gerald.... ô¿ô :shoot:
       
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      You know I was just thinking that very same thing! LOL
       
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      :bounce: I am glad I am not the only one that thinks the whole world would get a kick out of this. Gerald on the 26th you can just keep that Herculiner away from my Sport Trac and me. Just getting that out there. For your sake I hope everything will be functioning correctly by then. This is for posting my whoops (stuck) picture last time we went to 380 (360?) and not yours and laughing about it. This is very funny though.:nono:
       
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      Ya know, incidents like this often give one a nickname that sticks around for life! :eek:

      Let's see - "Hercy-Hoot" comes to mind. Any other ideas?
       
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      I was thinking more like "hercu-ouch"
       
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      how about concrete c*!k... no wait, that wouldn't be appropriate for everyone to hear... hmm... how about "stiffy"? :)
       
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      How about just "Hootus", I think it's simple yet effective. I think Gerald should just change his member name to Hootus, (No pun intended), and then change the slogan in his signature lign to say "Old Chinese proverb say: clean hands before go pee-pee"
       

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