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How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!

Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by GJarrett, August 16, 2000.

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    1. Stephen

      Stephen Moderator In Memoriam Elite In Memoriam

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      Oh man, the news is spreading! We even have Jeepers over here because of it!

      Thats how we can convert the masses! Tell the tale of Cap'n Hooty, and people will come from far and wide.
       
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    3. rock883

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      Here's another thing I found on their website:
      ------------------------------------------------------------
      How was YOUR experience with HERCULINER? Tell Us Your Story!

      We want to hear your story! Send us your before
      and after pictures and we will post them on our web site!
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      How about that, got any before and after shots?? They'll post them on thier website!!??

      Haha, sorry, I had to join in.
       
    4. Charly

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      HERCULINED FOR HER PLEASURE!!!!

      You Go Boy!!
       
    5. Char

      Char Admin's Wife, Explorer Babe Staff Member Elite Explorer

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      Gerald,

      Where else, but from your loving family could YOU get soooooooo much care and concern. They say only your family can tease you like this. XOXOXO
      WE LUV YA, MAN!
      [​IMG]

      [Edited by Char on 08-19-2000 at 03:48 PM]
       
    6. Trckmagik

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      :bounce: Gerald, I told you it wouldnt be long until you were known world wide. Maybe Rick can have a sticker made for your rear window that simply reads "Hootus" Rick what do you think. I think that would be the right thing to do.
       
    7. AlexYJ

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      Hey Stephen you can bet the news are spreading :) You now have a 4200+ audience of Jeepers and their coworkers :D
      BTW I am unclear did it happend with the gloves on or off?
       
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      I have to admit I was a bad boy and posted a link to this over at POR. This is SOOOO well known right now its just so dang funny. I am thinking this thread may need to be archived soon. :D
       
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      JEANNIE, go to your room right now!!!

      You shouldn't be venturing over here out of your shell:D



      How about soaking it in a bowl (or glass) of rubbing alcohol.... as long as you don't have any kind of "spots" or anything on it. (ouch!)

      Mikey!


      [Edited by velcrofly on 08-19-2000 at 05:46 PM]
       
    10. leebo

      leebo Moderator Staff Member Moderator Elite Explorer

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      You realize that this thread has only been up for 3 days and already has 109 posts.

      I did the math....
      thats 70 hours and 21 minutes

      thats a post every 38 minutes of the day for just about three days straight...


      I'm thinking that Herculiner owes you some cash for all the free press...I also suggest you use that cash for some help
       
    11. Stephen

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      Welcome to the party Jeepers!
       
    12. flyguy

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      Okay guys... now... who wants to start placing bets on when this gets on the news... or 20/20 or something like that. :)

      "And tonights special report... "Your Hootus, and things not to coat it in."

      nick

      :)
       
    13. NoBoundaries

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      Personalized Plates

      :bounce:Hey Gerald, have you thought about some personalized license plates saying "Hootus." I'm sure everyone from this site would be willing to chip in to pay for it so we can see it for the next run!! Hell, even some of the Jeepers might be willing to chip in?!:D

      BTW, have you gotten it off yet?
       
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      Oh man......
       
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      This is definitley the funniest thing I have aver heard! As far as Darwin awards goes, this beats the guy p!$$ing off a high-tension tower and electricuting himself via arching current throught the stream and frying his hootus! And Tom Wilk - how long did you spend writing that song!?!? BTW - It took about 5 minutes to type this - can't see straight! :D:D:D:D:D


      JonM
       
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      Oh my.. I just thought of something.. Are you sure you didn't cover any needed holes Gerald?

      I just hope you can still need the use of a bathroom!
       
    17. Stephen

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      This gets better and better by the day! What is Gerald gonna say when he gets back from his trip?

      Is it gonna be :confused:

      Or maybe :eek:

      Perhaps :fire: with some :frustrate to follow?

      You know then again, we do have to worry about him getting REALLY mad, :shoot:
       
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      Gerald, what have you done? With this publicity you created, my prediction for when we are gonna have the 3000 member on this board will be all wrong!! We have the Jeepers here now -- welcome guys -- but there are also Chevys, Dodges, Land Rovers etc. out there!!

      How are you doing, btw? How was your river-adventure? I guess you did not needed a wetsuit for some body parts.
       
    19. Jeannie

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      Do you guys have a jeep icon [​IMG], j/k? :D I have to say I'm still laughing over this. Many of us jeepers, well not me, also have other vehicles as well. Oh be wary of us jeepers, we're chatty :D.

      Great format on this BB too :).

      [Edited by Jeannie on 08-21-2000 at 06:53 AM]
       
    20. jason

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      how'd you get the beans above the franks!this story sounds familiar
       
    21. GJarrett

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      Oh, Gads

      I get back and there's 120 posts and 3300 hits to this thread. I'm getting helpful emails and someone tells me they heard about it on Paul Harvey. I'm afraid to ask if he's joking or not :confused:

      Rick, it seems I've inadvertantly provided more free advertising and exposure ( :D ) for this website than ever before.

      I choose to graciously decline the offer to buy me personalized HOOTUS plates.

      Tom Wilk has WAY too much time on his hands.

      BTW, my therapeutic weekend sitz bath was very efficacious. I am in remission now :D


      [Edited by GJarrett on 08-21-2000 at 11:22 AM]
       
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      If the river trip doesn't get it off you might want to try sitting in a sauna for a while, sweat is a pretty good solvent.:D All in all I do feel very bad for you and your ah... problem LMAO.
       
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      See I knew it was a marketing ploy!!! :fire:


      :D
       
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      Testing of products.....

      I'm sure that Herculiner would love to have an in-depth analysis of their products adhesive and protective qualities on an extremely flexible surface. I doubt that they have tested it on any surface that has the ability to contract and expand as much as "Hootus".

      I can just visualize a Sinefield show on Hootus.

      George " I've got Herculiner on my Hootus! "

      Jerry " Well, George. What is a Hootus"

      George " This is my Hootus "

      Kramer bust in to room " Hey, No more shrinkage? , gotta go! "
       
    25. Stephen

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      Gerald, Thanks for not shooting us ;)

      Actually Stephen, the real temptation has been to go back and edit everyone's posts to make them say something different from what they originally posted....Gerald

      (But I won't) :D

      [Edited by GJarrett on 08-21-2000 at 11:25 AM]
       
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      Has Herculiner contacted you yet? Make sure you let us know of any funny contacts that you may get.
       

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