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if you think your life sucks...

Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by Ford_Power, October 8, 2002.

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  1. Ford_Power

    Ford_Power Active Member

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    my friend wrote this. i thought it was funny. enjoy!

    "If you think your life is bad...
    How would you like to be an egg?
    You only get laid once.
    You only get eaten once.
    It takes four minutes to get hard.
    Only two minutes to get soft.
    You share your box with 11 other guys.
    But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!!"




    :D :D :D
     
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  3. 88vert

    88vert Explorer Addict

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  4. CoryL

    CoryL Well-Known Member

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    I don't think your friend wrote that.

    I've seen that around for years.
     
  5. RFR2212

    RFR2212 Typing Police Elite Explorer

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    That quote has definately been around the block like the town bicycle.... :p
     
  6. Flounder

    Flounder Owns 10,000 Marbles Elite Explorer Moderator Emeritus

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    Heh still funny :)
     






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