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Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by Broccoli1, September 26, 2002.

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    1. Broccoli1

      Broccoli1 Active Member

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      While I was flying down the road the other day (only 10mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

      The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

      I replied, " I'm late for work."
      "oh yeah", said the cop," what do you do?"
      I responded, " I'm a rectum stretcher."
      The cop said" What....a rectum strtcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

      I said, " Well, I satrt with one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide."

      The cop asked me, " What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?"

      I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."


      The ticket--$95.00
      The look on his face,

      Priceless
       
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    3. explorer4x493

      explorer4x493 Active Member

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      That's pretty good man...props...
       
    4. Black Magic

      Black Magic Moderator Emeritus Moderator Emeritus

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    5. Brandon4AU

      Brandon4AU Wannabe "Elite Explorer"<br>sXc Member

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      That might be ok in California but here in the south, especially Alabama. That cop would have stretched your rectum!
       
    6. espnfreak

      espnfreak Well-Known Member

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      Lol, you shoulda been nice, at least you'd have a chance of not getting the ticket.
       
    7. Fischer

      Fischer Elite Explorer

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      That is funny as H#LL. I have one for ya.

      Get pulled over and then the cop comes to window, now this will probably work better if you are a woman with a male officer.

      Cop: "Licence and Registration Please"

      You: "I bet you're going to invite me to the Annual Officers Ball, aren't you"

      Cop: "Ahh, mam, officers don't have balls..........Ghheemm. Please slow it down."

      Then you laugh and drive off...hahaha

      No flaming please
       
    8. TarHeel085

      TarHeel085 And den

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      or this one:
      cop- licensce and registration please
      you- i thought it was on the back?
       
    9. Crankcase

      Crankcase Moderator Emeritus Moderator Emeritus

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      LMAO It is so true though....they should say registration "papers"..:D
       
    10. Adam Foote

      Adam Foote Active Member

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      lmao at brandon
       

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