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Santa needs prozac

Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by Blee1099, December 9, 2004.

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  1. Blee1099

    Blee1099 Evil Asian EF Vendor Moderator Emeritus

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    deer santa:
    I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
    Yer Frend, BiLLy

    Dear Billy,
    Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
    send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
    your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
    Santa

    Dear Santa,
    I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
    joy in the world for everybody!
    Love, Sarah

    Dear Sarah,Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
    Santa

    Dear Santa,
    I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
    and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
    Love, Teddy

    Dear Teddy,
    Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
    Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom,
    who rides his *** constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
    you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with
    those?
    Santa

    Dear Santa,
    I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
    kit, a pony and a tuba.
    Love, Francis

    Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
    Santa

    Dear Santa,
    I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
    reindeer outside the back door.
    Love, Susan

    Dear Susan, Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my
    face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim
    Beam.
    Santa

    Dear Santa,
    What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
    Your friend, Thomas

    Dear Thomas,
    All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give
    them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where
    I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
    myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing
    money at the craps table.
    Santa
    P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.
    Long Dong Claus

    Dear Santa,
    Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,
    like in the song?
    Love, Jessica

    Dear Jessica,
    Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
    your house.
    Santa

    Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please
    PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
    Timmy

    Timmy,
    That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
    work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
    Santa

    Dearest Santa,
    We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
    Love,Marky

    Mark,
    First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ***
    kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
    low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like
    all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
    Sweet Dreams, Santa
     
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  3. j602

    j602 resident douche

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    Haha, that's good stuff. Jolly 'ole Saint Nick.
     
  4. JTX

    JTX Well-Known Member

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    Lmao thats great!
     






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