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Discussion in 'Exploring everything under the sun!!' started by aldive, January 11, 2002.

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  1. RTStork

    RTStork Well-Known Member

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    I've always loved that one. Here's another one:
    "I'm hotter than two foxes fu__ing in a forrest fire!"
     
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  3. Explorer Girl

    Explorer Girl Explorer Babe<br><img src="/forums/images/star.gif

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    "Colder than a bull's balls in a blue-norther" is a personal favorite . . .

    And tbomb, according to my father, it's actually "Useless as tits on a boar-hog"
     
  4. JDraper

    JDraper Somewhat Functional Moderator Emeritus

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    S**t or get off the Pot!!!
    Got his/her head so far up his/her ass he/she can see daylight again!!
     
  5. mrboyle

    mrboyle I Drive By Brail Moderator Emeritus

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    "colder than a coal digger's cheese sandwich"

    "forget the ugly stick, he/she got smacked with the whole tree"

    "few snadwitches short of a picnic"

    "one beer short of a six pack"

    My dad's favoirte: "does a bear s**t in the woods?"
     
  6. yob_yeknom

    yob_yeknom Moderator Emeritus

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    Knowing my luck, I could fall in a bucket of boobies and come out sucking my thumb.
     
  7. Mike 92 XLT

    Mike 92 XLT Well-Known Member

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    "She falls under my 10-foot pole rule." (As in, "wouldn't touch her with a..." Unfortunately, most girls here at U of M fall under this rule. Bummer.)

    peace

    Mike
     
  8. wabbit

    wabbit Active Member

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    the white one...
    My two favorites are...

    You can't get there from here...

    and

    Wherever you go, there you are...
     
  9. aldive

    aldive Elite In Memoriam

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    :does Howdy Dody have a hickory _____"
     
  10. madmike

    madmike Elite Explorer

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    one of my fav's is "sucks to be you"

    goes over like a fart in church.
    your about as smart as a post.
     
  11. KWFH

    KWFH New Member

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    He had his head so far up his a$$ he should have a window put in his stomach so he can see what he is doing!
     
  12. tbomb

    tbomb Well-Known Member

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    youre so full of sh!t, your eyes are brown.
     
  13. alphasylum

    alphasylum Elite Explorer Babe

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    "cold as hell"

    "colder then sh*t"

    "colder then f*ck"

    "hurt like a son of a b*tch"

    "dumber then a doorknob"

    "whatever floats your boat"
     
  14. Derrick C.

    Derrick C. Moderator Drinkin Corona Moderator Emeritus

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    I don't like that one:nono:

    My eyes are a really dark brown.












    And I'm not full of sh!t:rolleyes:
     
  15. aldive

    aldive Elite In Memoriam

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    dumber than a box of rocls

    dumber than a sack of sticks
     
  16. tbomb

    tbomb Well-Known Member

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    its just an expression ;)











    this has yet to be seen. j/k :D
     
  17. diablo5969

    diablo5969 Well-Known Member

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    I like that one
     
  18. mrboyle

    mrboyle I Drive By Brail Moderator Emeritus

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    quote:
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    Originally posted by mrboyle
    "does a bear s**t in the woods?"
    And the smart a$$ed reply would be: Zoo bears don't!
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    That's exactly what I say to him every time he says it!
     
  19. FROADER

    FROADER Moderator Staff Member Moderator Elite Explorer

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    - serious as a heart attack
    - got dropped like a dress on prom night
    - breakin' my balls
    - i'll rip your head off and sh#t down your throat
    - sweating like a pregnant nun in church
    - "break my foot off in your royal ass" from Coming to America
     
  20. RTStork

    RTStork Well-Known Member

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    "Your one french fry short of a happy meal"
     
  21. rustytr

    rustytr Well-Known Member

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    "dead as a door nail."
    "I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire."
     

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