Jayidksac

Well, I don't know anything about cars. Except mine, I know her better than the best mechanic. Cuz 3 years ago, she had this weird ticking sound coming from the engine and no one thought she'd last another year. Its been 3 years and she sounds exactly the sameN, and I've takenther on the road with me going back and forth from MO to WY; next week we're going to Kentucky. I love her more than sex, and she's more loyal than any person I've met. Anyway I just realized that the chances of someone reading this are slim to none. So I'll just finish with this: that old '99 Explorer that has the StL sticker on the back and the engine that sounds like it's seen the Nazis invade Poland is Jesus. Maybe think about that next time you kick her off your driveway just because of that big red transmission fluid stain. Or no, she's actually Moses. And she don't bow down to no one.