I just spent an hour and a half with my digital multimeter confirming I have the thing wired correctly, and the right wires are getting the right voltage at the right times.
I am beginning to think my console's electronics are whacked or I have an odd year model.
Here's another whacky point I noticed:
When I turn the map light on the OHC on, the temp/compass display goes off. When I turn the OHC's maplight back off, the display comes back on. Weird...
Here's the part numbers I got off of it. They were on the underside of the garage door compartment:
F47B-78519A58-A
F77B-78519A58-A
The second part number was stamped right below the above one in a smaller font.