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A couple jokes

huskyfan23

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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President and chuckles saying, "You know, I
could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very
happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be out done, the
Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then I ! could throw one-hundred $10
bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot,
overhearing their conversation, rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
"Such big shots back there... Hell, I could throw all of them out the window
and make 100 million people very happy."

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I believe that many of the people of New Orleans and the victims of Katrina would have fared much better if they were more prepared like these folks. For future disasters let's review.........

White Trash Survival Kit

Toilet Paper.................................check
Bud Light....................................check
Keystone Ice...............................check
Budweiser...................................check
Red Dog.....................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol........check
Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on ..check


Next time let's all be more prepared.
 

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