Haha. True story:
In the 90's I was a body guy, and an absolute elitist as far as the trucks I chose to four-wheel. If it wasn't a 1970's Ford 250 or greater, or Bronco, I trash talked it and disregarded it, because there was nothing that compared. I had a 75 f250 Highboy on 38's, 390/4 speed stick, and a 78 f250 extended cab 2wd with a 351M/c6.
One day in 1997 a girl brought to my bodyshop a 97 Sport to get fixed, someone ran into the right rear quarter panel. It was a stick, on 31's. The first time I climbed into the truck, I was transfixed. I was in love. Aside from the fact that it was a stick in an era of slushboxes, I felt like it was molded around me. Everything was just as it should be...the placement of the interior components, the driving and handling qualities, everything was pretty much just as it should have been from my point of view (yes, the lack of a 5.0/5-speed stunk, but the 4.0 isn't too shabby).
The 78 F250 got crushed by a tree in a windstorm, and the 75 became problematic because it was too damn big, and couldn't get down the trails I was trying to ride. I wound up with a 90 Isuzu Trooper, drove and wheeled that till the engine blew in 09. While looking for a replacement, I found a 97 Sport with a stick for $1500, with 100k miles. I bought it, and still have it, now with almost 400k on the clock. She never once stranded me or let me down, and I still drive her daily today...rusty and old, but still faithful as a hound dog.
My 95 I bought as a parts truck for the 97, with a bad trans (broken 2nd band). I had to take my foot off the gas to make it shift out of first. In this condition, the truck gave me 30,000 miles of mostly problem free driving...drove all up and down the east coast and aside from the trans glitch, she drove ok. And when the trans finally gave out, it was in my driveway, not somewhere where I would be stranded and need to be towed.
Do trucks have souls? The obvious answer is no. But these exploders I have been blessed to own might make one think twice.
Edit: The day I bought my 97 is the date I joined this board. Just noticed that lol.