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Since I'm a foodophile, I figured what the hell- I'll start my own 'Cooking with Dirt' thread.

Easy to keep up with the mentionable meals in the Dirt household.

Our first installment is a great recipe for Homemade Sloppy Dirt's.


Easy to do, 15 minutes in, simmer and bake (if your fat like me) or use mini-buns like Lynchy does. :D


Our recipe includes:

1lb. of Ground Sirloin
1/4 cup of shopped onions
1/4 cup chopped green peppers
3/4 cup Ketchup, catsup, or even BBQ sauce (Lynchy, you can't use Tomato Sauce!)
3 tbsp brown sugar
1 tsp mustard
1/2 tsp chili powder
1/2 tsp garlic powder
Salt and pepper to taste



On we go...




Brown your ground beef

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While gathering the rest of your ingredients, and enjoy a water cracker slathered with Williams' Cheese Shop sharp cheddar and Cranberry Horseradish mustard

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(total distraction, not part of the real recipe! :D)


Knife up your onion

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Knife up your green pepper

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Our family tonight

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Let's compile everything but the meat into the sauce pan now...

Eat chunk of brown sugar to maintain correct blood glucose levels.

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Compiling...

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God said- "Let There Be MEAT!!!"

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Simmering for about 20-30 minutes...

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Next, we need a suitable, uh, bun.

For that, I've selected a loaf of Paesano bread. I don't want a bun, I want, like, a loaf. I want a bloaf. It has a nice firm crust and tasty soft insides, perfect for a sloppy Dirt sandwich. (Sorry, no way to re-word that) I'm serious about this- don't ###### with my food! :D

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In the oven for 10-12 minutes to crust up.

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In the meantime, let's enjoy a beverage. Tonight, we're enjoying a Cherry Ale from Founders Brewing, out of Grand Rapids, MI. Highly reccomended...

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DING! Paesano is done...

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NICE!!!

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Slice your Bloaf in half and let's load 'er up!

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That's how we do it over in the 'States...

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Enjoy!

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We'll try to keep posting installments. I'll move the Choco-Dirt saga here as well... :thumbsup:
 


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Finishing the stragglers up...

Double Wow... :D
 




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That sloppy joe (dirty joe) looks great!! That horseradish and beer look fun too...
 




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Holy that's a f*****' sandwich Dirtman!!!! Kudo's to you brother.
 




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Chair busting trophies... :D
 




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OK so we know what you had for dinner, But what about the rest of the Dirt family ? :D
 




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They went out- there was nothing left! lolz!
 




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Adding the classic into the thread...





I'm done trying to find them.

Few words are needed, so let the games begin...


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BLESSED TWINKIES

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PLACE

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GLORIOUS CHOCOLATE

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MELT

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STIR

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POUR

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REST

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IDEA!

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SPRINKLE

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DONE

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THROW LETTUCE AND CRAP OUT OF THE FRIDGE
SO HOMEMADE CHOCODILES AND THE NEW-FOR-2011
COCONUT CHOCODIRT'S HAVE A PLACE TO REST AND
FIRM UP INTO SWEET, GLORIOUS CHOCOLATEY HEAVEN


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FINISH REMAINING TWINKIES

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WASH DOWN WITH BOTTLE OF ICHABOD
PUMPKIN ALE (OR BEER OF YOUR CHOICE)


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ENOUGH SAID.

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going for seconds? hey im a fellow fat guy, so i can read your mind!
 




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I would, but I'm out of food.

Could make a run I guess... :D
 




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"could"? "run"? ya mean will, and waddle! :D sorry joe, it was there!
 




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If anyone notices an extra 2 minutes of darkness in the morning before the sun rises, I might have changed the earth's rotation when running out for some Taco Bell... Ha ha!

You're right Tim. There is no "could" in my foodophile vocabulary. :D
 




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epic culinary exploration!
 




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I like that... :D

Culinary Explorations...

Can someone make me a plate frame for my Ex? No wait- plate frame? Plate frame... Hmmm... ;)
 




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You are an all pro foodie!! Eating is one of my favorite sports, but i'm just an amature...Look at you get at it! That Dirty Joe looks like a mere Sloppy Joe in the hands of an expert... I salute you :salute:

 




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Now that I see that again, I really do photograph well, no?

Brad Pitt my ass. He can't eat like that, and we all know if Angelina did, she'd throw it up anyway... :D
 




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Brad Pitt couldn't hold a candle to Joe Dirt's arse.:biggthump
 


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I want a bloaf.

Now that's funny!

Oh and my brother inlaw actually has some stuff called Dirt. It's some sort of spice- I think kinda like Mrs Dash. I've looked for it but haven't been able to find it.

Sloppy Dirts..... that's something I might need to add into my regular food rotation. I'm not a fat kid, but from time to time, I've been made honorary fat kid by my fat kid friends.
 




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