Dear Sony.... (56k hang on!)

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Dear Sony,

Thank you for making such a fantastic product in your Xplod line of amplifiers. I've owned my 2-channel subwoofer amp for just over a year and as you can see, it's still functioning beautifully!

The sound quality and stability of your fine circuitry are unrivaled in even the highest end car audio electronics. I can't fathom why anyone would purchase a different brand of amplifier for their own personal mobile audio masterpiece!

As you can see I take the most delicate care of my Sony Xplod amplifier. It works so well, I'd hate to leave it looking like anything less than an amplifier that says "Look at me! I am Top Quality Car Audio!".

I've never had an issue with your amplifiers running too hot, cutting out or even worse - becoming a $300 paperweight 12 months after I bought it! The stylish design and bright red chassis says "This amp really smokes, turn me up!"

 

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I can't see how anyone could add any more fuel to the awesome fire that burns inside this fantastic product! It truly is an engineering marvel!

Mere words can't express just how infinitely pleased I am with my Xplod purchase. I can't wait to install your fine product in future automobiles - I may even put one in my house!

Your fine engineering and unmatched Quality Control standards are even evident in the flawless backpanel with it's easy access inputs, outputs and remote wire ins - I had to hire 5-Year-Old Billy next door to push in the miniscule tab that holds the remote lead in, but it's of no consequence - $10, and he even cut my lawn. The benefits of owning this amp just keep getting better and better!

The logo, the style, to be sure, the Sony Xplod amplifier is one hot product that I will be brand-loyal to for years to come!

Sorry to ramble on - my sub just cut out and there's an odd smell coming from the back of my car. Clearly it must be one of the inferior components that I connected to this amp - I'll be running out now to go purchase some more FINE Sony XPLod products for my car!

Take care!

- Chris Q (Chris-At-Fortunatemind-Dot-Com)

 

[Chew_12]

hahahaha

 

[Felix]

That is the greatest!!!!

 

[03ExplorerSPT]

Hahahaha!!! Yep Sony makes some "quality" car audio stuff. LOL!!!

 

[mhn3773]

hey there house line is good =) the ps2 is a few years old and still taking abuse

but now do u see why we said sony=no go? i like the fire bit =) almost did that when i thought my kicker died lol

do u get a better fire with paint thiner or gasoline?

 

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Originally posted by mhn3773
hey there house line is good =) the ps2 is a few years old and still taking abuse

but now do u see why we said sony=no go? i like the fire bit =) almost did that when i thought my kicker died lol

do u get a better fire with paint thiner or gasoline?

Actually, I had to get it going with Zippo fluid. I always thought thinner was 100% combustible!

 

[mhn3773]

oh so u really had a good blaze going there lol

 

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I just realized that in the first pic in the second post, it looks like I'm taking a 'whiz on it. I'm squirting more zippo fluid on. (Though in retrospect, the amp deserved it!)

 

[mhn3773]

ida pissed it out!! =)

 

[ipozestu]

LMAO

 

[expo5.0]

i still want to install 5 of those pentagon ones in something

 

[Blee1099]

I sense a little hostility toward Sony.

 

[Black Magic]

Sony Car Audio stuff is Crap. Glad to see that you got a little releife out of it.

 

['96explorereddiebauer]

Oh man...that made my day. Thank you!!!

 

[mhn3773]

ok so should i email this thread to sony =) hehe

 

[adidaswear]

that was hilarious. i couldnt stop laughing as i was reading down...i'd send it to sony

 

[vteg]

Originally posted by mhn3773
ida pissed it out!! =)

 

[UtahX]

Now that was funny. Sony sucks big time.

 

[VairKing]

yup sony car audio stuff sucks hardcore...glad to see something good came of that amp!