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Eight Words that have Two Meanings

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Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.. .... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can share.
Male.. Call it what you will, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another when necessary.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . .. . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand infront of the sink, while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . .... W hat have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . .. They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it ta ke to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . .. We don't know; it has never happened.

She said. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said ....... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . .. A widow.

He said . ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


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LOL Good one Lori