sp33dfreek
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- November 10, 2010
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- City, State
- Illinois
- Year, Model & Trim Level
- 1996 Explorer Eddie
Hey all, Just signed up. I bought a GORGEOUS Explorer yesterday and already have a mod. plan worked out !! Just wanted to get signed on to a network and figure out a few things.
Why are there no coil springs up front like my old Bronc-En-Stein..?
Why am I planning an attack on my Explorer, just to bypass an amp. and change the factory installed CASSETTE DECK..?
How much lift will be need to leave on those gold painted Eddie Bauer flares and put some "big, fat, gnarly, rubber, mud slingers" and "black as a tar pit" wheels under this thing..?
Where can I find a bumper that is insanely tough looking but I can paint gold to sort-of slap the people in the head who told me not to lift it or ruin it..?
How fast can I ascend a 35 degree incline, clear my keg pyramid with just the right trajectory, and land so all my friends will think I'm a professional Explorer jumper..?
Will my Explorer drift in the mall parking lot, or should I go to my old high school football field..?
Did I buy the actual James Bond, submarine, movie Explorer, or were there others used as stunt doubles..?
Why didn't I buy one of these sooner..?!
Well you now know, I'm a bit of an eccentric... Scratch that, I'm not rich, I must be just plain crazy... Nice to make your acquaintance everyone,
My names Dave.
Why are there no coil springs up front like my old Bronc-En-Stein..?
Why am I planning an attack on my Explorer, just to bypass an amp. and change the factory installed CASSETTE DECK..?
How much lift will be need to leave on those gold painted Eddie Bauer flares and put some "big, fat, gnarly, rubber, mud slingers" and "black as a tar pit" wheels under this thing..?
Where can I find a bumper that is insanely tough looking but I can paint gold to sort-of slap the people in the head who told me not to lift it or ruin it..?
How fast can I ascend a 35 degree incline, clear my keg pyramid with just the right trajectory, and land so all my friends will think I'm a professional Explorer jumper..?
Will my Explorer drift in the mall parking lot, or should I go to my old high school football field..?
Did I buy the actual James Bond, submarine, movie Explorer, or were there others used as stunt doubles..?
Why didn't I buy one of these sooner..?!
Well you now know, I'm a bit of an eccentric... Scratch that, I'm not rich, I must be just plain crazy... Nice to make your acquaintance everyone,
My names Dave.
