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FourXFred

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Ok, ive got a problem with the guys that live upstairs from me, and I need advice on how to get it to stop. I live in an old 3 family house, one apartment on each floor. I live on the second floor, and the first floor is a buisness that is vacant every night after six oclock. Ok, so anyways, I was sitting here, and my roomate walked into my room. We looked at eachother and both said simutaneously "why is the house shaking". We decided it must by something going on upstairs, after ruling out earthquake. So, we went upstairs and knocked on the door, and 3 kids answered it. We asked them why the house started shaking, and all 3 of them broke down laughing. Then they told us why, and all 5 of us started rolling around on the floor laughing.

Im trying to figure out a way to describe their response in an Explorerforum.com acceptable manner.

Um, aparently during intercourse the whole house will shake violently, side to side. So, my question is, do I complain to them and ask that they take it easy? Or do I suggest we turn all of the beds in the house in the same direction and try to knock the house over?
 
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3 people came to the door huh?

HEAVE! HO!
HEAVE! HO!
 
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now that i think about it, ya all need to go at it while the buisness downstairs has customers, now that would really freak some people out
 
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I'm gonna go with turn the beds and knock the house over....LOL
 
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hahaha, man, 20 minutes later and i still feel like im living on san andreas fault. ok, im gonna try to move my waterbed now, and go upstairs and tell them to do the same.
 
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this shoulda been a poll!! :) i vote for knocking it over! after all, it's lowell. i don't think anyone will miss anything.
 
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Its either one of two things...

1. the house is not strong enough to withstand another storm or...
2. he's really good in bed.

If it is "1" get the hell outta there asap or if its "2" find out what he's secret is and share. Either way don't come knockin' if the house is shackin'. :D
 
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the house is not strong enough to withstand another storm

well, let me put it this way, when i was out back looking for a rock to put under a corner of the grille, so it would sit level, i found one in the foundation that fit perfectly. so i grabbed the corner of my foundation, and ripped a big rock out of it by hand.

she aint put together too well, and im going to have to definitely reconsider before we have another party with 100+people in my apartment.
 
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Originally posted by FourXFred
well, let me put it this way, when i was out back looking for a rock to put under a corner of the grille, so it would sit level, i found one in the foundation that fit perfectly. so i grabbed the corner of my foundation, and ripped a big rock out of it by hand.

she aint put together too well, and im going to have to definitely reconsider before we have another party with 100+people in my apartment.

fred...if the insrance people snoop around when the house does implode, i'd recomennd NOT sharing that info, as humorous as it is. ;)
 
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I vote knock it over, although id much rather be on the 3rd floor when it goes.
 
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How old were these three 'kids' that were having sex? The way you wrote it makes it seem like they are little kids.
 
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I hope at least one of the people was a female:eek: :D
 
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crank, i was wondering the same thing..eww
 
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i live in an apartment building that only rents to college kids, so everyone in the building is between 19-22. and yeah, i hope they had girls upstairs. hmmmm. maybe its time ot deadbolt the door.
 
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you guys are crackin me up, I love it and i miss college and now my girl, I could use some umm well um yeah I think I am going to for a 250 mile drive
 
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well, i got my bed positioned in the proper direction. we moved my roomates bed too. I discussed it with the roomates upsatirs, and weve decided to take down the next dor neighbors house too. all the buildings in the neighborhood are old, so were going to go for a domino type effect. oh, and the guys upstairs did have girls over, so i can unlock my door.
 
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Ask the girls upstairs to invite their friends over for you and your roommate. You know, to help with the domino experiment. It's for science, they have to.
 
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i wonder what would happen if you guys all decided to do the deed at the same time....

knock the house down?!?!

Kelli :D

very funny!
 
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