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Halloween Joke

JDraper

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making
several false alarm trips to the bathrom, he figured the last episode
was just that, so he stayed put. suddenly, however, he filled his bed
with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
The drunk started yelling and cursing and swinging his arms violently in
an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital
security guard walked up to him and asked "What the heck are you
doing?".

The drunk still staring down at the bedsheets replied "Damn, I think I
just beat the crap out of a ghost!"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!
 



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JTX

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LMAO, thats pretty good.
 






Paraphoe

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That was pretty good. Hahaha.
 












TheFox88

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BeauJ said:
Any joke with poop in it HAS to be great
Exactly! LOL! Good joke.
 






SoBeLover

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That's funny :D
 






BigDakota

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LOL...... :D :p
 






Stic-o

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That is a good one, I heard it last year. ;)
 






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