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Hilarious 'P.C.' Christmas wish for the masses


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January 4, 2003
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Beaver Lake, NE...Tucson, AZ
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'01 Sport 4x4
recieved this from a co-worker...not sure where he got it, but it is hilarious.

--Holiday Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, express or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the current holiday season, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with due respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice any religious or secular traditions at all, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the practitioners or non-practitioners thereof.

In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally acknowledged calendar year 2004, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great, which is not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall occur first. "Holiday" is not intended to be, nor shall it
be construed as, limited to the usual and customary Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual, or belief, or any lack thereof.

Note: By accepting this greeting, you agree to accept the terms hereof. This greeting shall be subject to clarification or withdrawal, and shall be
revocable at the sole discretion of the greeter at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the intent of the original greeting. This greeting
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or for others, nor responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of any such wishes.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law or restricted by applicable government regulation.

Happy Holidays! --