Ahem..... Back To The Subject
Does anyone remember the original question? Well, I have been emailed the answer by an extremely helpful fellow. I believe it may be appropriate to post his response to me.
This is a little late, since I am almost good as new now. But since this is the answer to the original question, it belongs on this thread. I will do minor editing and delete his name. At least
HE gets to remain anonymous.
" Gerald...
Please take this message seriously. First off, you've
made the
http://www.ford-trucks.com digest lists. While I too
am laughing my butt off, I sympathize with your
plight. So, here's a possible solution. I am a landing
gear specialist for Delta Airlines. We use all sorts
of nasty stuff in the restoration of landing gear and
subsequently we often get this 'stuff' in unwanted
places. Some of it just doesn't come off the skin like
herculiner probably doesn't. Except for those of us
who know the ultimately 'safe' solution. The solution
is this:
Because skin has pores and because you have sweat
pores all over your body, you simply need to "sweat"
the gastly stuff off. My recommendation (and I am
being serious here!) is to go get a couple of condoms.
A latex glove may prove more effective. Slip it on
over your hootus and go jogging. Or sit in a sauna
butt naked. Eventually, your pores will open up, you
will sweat like a hog in the sun, the bond will be
broken and it will just peel off. Trust me. It works.
At least it does for us. The inside secrets are to
make sure that ALL of the surrounding skin is covered.
This is MANDATORY! The more you sweat, the faster
it'll come off so make it hot, hot, hot. Just be
careful so that you do NOT overheat yourself. This can
be DANGEROUS! Don't have a heart attack!!! I mentioned
the latex exam glove because you may have to insert both
your hootus and his buddies into it. Secure it with a rubber
band so that the air cannot get in otherwise you won't
sweat enough in that area and it won't work.
Believe it or not, this is the tried and proven
method of slime removal for DAL. Toxic chemicals like
Acetone can do far more damage than is worth the risk.
Want an example? One guy used it on his hootus and lost
a serious layer of skin. But that wasn't the worst of
it. He got toxic shock and almost lost his hootus altogether.
They were going to amputate it off. In the
end they didn't but sex for that poor shmuck has never
been the same. Think about it...
Hope this helps! Later, ******** (end quote)
There you have it ladies and gentlemen. It took twelve pages and 26,000+ hits, but the answer finally came up. It is also psychologically therapeutic to realize that my problem was not so "unique" after all. The web is a wonderful thing :smoke:
Peace to all and always look for the Light in Life!
[Edited by GJarrett on 08-25-2000 at 06:25 AM]