Hey, I just came up with another idea. How about "Hercules". Gerald no one would ever guess where the name came from (except for the 1000's of people on this forum)!! This reminds me of the story in the Day Brightner thread in this forum. In it this guy works in the deep sea and while he is down there working a jellyfish gets sucked into the hose thet supplies warm water into his pressure suit. So this jellyfish just keeps stinging the crap out of him through all of his depressurization levels until he gets to the surface. BTW the stings were mostly in his buttomous maximus. So see, Gerald it could be worse!
Man I hope I never get into a predicament like this cause as they say, revenge is sweet, and I know Gerald would be leading the charge on that one.