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"How Stupid Are We"...A Quiz

mikeinpa

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How Stupid Are We?
> >
> > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
> > following Multiple
> > Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past
> > history. They
> > actually happened! Do you remember?)
> >
> > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
> > kidnapped and
> > massacred by:
> >
> > a. Olga Korbet
> > b. Sitting Bull
> > c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 2. In 1979, the United States embassy in Iran was
> > taken over by:
> >
> > a. Lost Norwegians
> > b. Elvis
> > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40.
> >
> > 3. During the 1980s a number of Americans were
> > kidnapped in Lebanon by:
> >
> >
> > a. John Dillinger
> > b. The King of Sweden
> > c. The Boy Scouts
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 4. In 1983, the United States Marine barracks in
> > Beirut was blown up
> > by:
> >
> > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
> > hijacked and a 70-year-old
> > American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
> > in his wheelchair
> > by:
> >
> > a. The Smurfs
> > b. Davy Jones
> > c. The Little Mermaid
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens,
> > and a United States
> > Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered
> > by:
> >
> > a. Captain Kid
> > b. Charles Lindbergh
> > c. Mother Teresa
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> >
> > a. Scooby Doo
> > b. The Tooth Fairy
> > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the
> > first time by:
> >
> > a. Richard Simmons
> > b. Grandma Moses
> > c. Michael Jordan
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 9. In 1998, the U. S. embassies in Kenya and
> > Tanzania were bombed by:
> >
> > a. Mr. Rogers
> > b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's
> > women problems
> > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two
> > were used as missiles
> > to take out the World Trade Centers, and of the
> > remaining two, one
> > crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was
> > diverted to a crash by
> > the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
> >
> > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
> > Fudd
> > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> > c. Mr. Bean
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
> > Afghanistan against:
> >
> > a. Enron
> > b. The Lutheran Church
> > c. The NFL
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
> > murdered by:
> >
> > a. Bonny and Clyde
> > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > c. Billy Graham
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
> > 17 and 40
> >
> > Nope, ......... I really don't see a pattern here to
> > justify profiling,
> > do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend
> > anyone, particularly
> > fanatics intent on killing us, airport security
> > screeners will no longer
> > be allowed to profile certain people. They must
> > conduct random searches
> > of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots
> > with proper
> > identification, Secret Service agents who are
> > members of the President's
> > security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal
> > hips, and Medal of
> > Honor winning former Governors. Let's send this to
> > as many people as we
> > can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other
> > dunderheaded attorneys along
> > with Federal Justices that want to thwart common
> > sense feel doubly
> > ashamed of themselves.
> >
> > As the writer of the award winning story Forest
> > Gump so aptly put it,
> > "Stupid is as stupid does!" Pass this on, Maybe it
> > will get into some of
> > those peoples mail boxes that are out there raising
> > Hell about the
> > war..
 






Mike_H

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I wish they had test that easy when I was in school.

In the words of Arsenial Hall "these are things that make you say hmmmmmmmmmm!"
 






Crankcase

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That is quite interesting....
 






Robb

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How do you pick out a Muslim Extremist to search?

And at what point did the war have to do with Muslim Extremist?
 






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