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How to shower like a Woman

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gensic11

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

>How To Shower Like a Woman:

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>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to
>lights and darks.
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>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
>sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
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>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
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>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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>Rinse conditioner off hair.
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>Shave armpits and legs.
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>Turn off shower.
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>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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>Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
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>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


>How To Shower Like a Man:
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>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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>Walk naked to the bathroom.
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>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
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>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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>Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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>Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
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>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
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>Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
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>Dry off forearms and butt only.
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>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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>Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
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>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
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>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
woo-woo' sound again.
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>Throw wet towel on bed.


If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.


Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
 
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SuRrEaLNJ

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WOO WOO!

that really is so true

i needed that today :D
 
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lol.....the funniest thing is that its so true.
 
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gensic11

thought you guys would like that

it's funny to think about how that's not something other guys observe other guys doing - so they pick up on it.. (well hopefully not).. it seems to be an instinctive thing that every guy does. i seriously do just about everything on that list - other than leave the shower curtain on the wrong side because i know i'll have to clean it up later and i'm too lazy for that ;)
 
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james t

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I thought there was gonna be a video. :(
 
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hahaha... soo true.
 
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