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How to Wash a Cat

JDraper

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, throw the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid once closed)

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. (Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door)

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. The cat will be sparkling clean.

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As an added bonus the toilet water will be quite tasty...

Sincerely,
The Dog

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performancenut

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That looks like a nice, clean pussy now. :D

Thanks for the step-by-step details.
 
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Lt.Jim

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JDraper said:
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

That is great! lol!
 
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Blee1099

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Jeff do that to one of your cats and see what happens.
 
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MONMIX

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Remind me of this one,,,,
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another really pissed off cat.
 
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huskyfan23

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Haha! I HATE cats! My aunt and uncle have a couple cats that got fleas. They tried to give one of them a bath and it had a heart attack (or died from something..)!
 
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dogfriend

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Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

The dog is a liar.

Sincerely,

The Cat
 

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LMAO!! Here I thought all we had in common was Explorers and computers, but now I can see that we are all freakin crazy too!! :thumbsup:
 
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BigDakota

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Ha ha ha :D ..talk about pics of pets with an attitude!! :thumbsup:
 
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