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Instructions on how to clean your toilet

SVT Girl

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never
mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying
this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure
that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through
the bathroom,and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 
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hahah Great!
 
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section525

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Is removing the cat a mandatory step?
 
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Almost makes me want to get a cat... Nah, that's what the maid is for..
 
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1. Tell the wife to go clean the toilet.

2. Drink beer.






































:p j/k btw :D
 
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NICE59FORDF100

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im reminded of the SNL episode where will ferrel and cheri otari are in one of those fake commercials they show, and advertising the dispose-a-toilet, or something. 'no more cleaning those dirty toilets! good for one flush'
ah, good memories
 
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Do you think hamsters would work? My original two keep make more, and they make more, so now I have about 20+ of those things. If I were to put about 15 in do you think that would work? If not then I would have a reason to get rid of some of them.
 
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Funny stuff! I dont the cat would think it was to funny though:D
 
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LoL!
 
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Robb said:
1. Tell the wife to go clean the toilet.

2. Drink beer.

:p j/k btw :D
LMAO!!
 
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Crankcase

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LOL! :D Thats funny...
 
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