Joe Dirt's Wedgie

[BrianDye]

That's funny coming from the guy who buys and sells cars like a 10 year old and his baseball cards.

Hilarious that I couldnt afford to keep my sport huh?

 

[vroomzoomboom]

joe's new ride. gets 28 miles per oat.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I could never keep that horse clean... Can't happen.

Can't reveal yet- needs to be the right time... Ha ha!

 

[Glen4X4]

Can't wait to see this replacement....

 

[sport97]

2 new Explorers

How new? I have a 2000 I don't need.

Might already be a bit late on that offer...

From the new years upgrade thread^

I've been waiting for developments on this...

 

[Joe Dirt]

Ah- someone did catch that...

 

[sport97]

Ah- someone did catch that...

I'm on to you. You are selling wedgie to buy a car that has a chilled glove box option so you can store the chocodirts in a climate controlled area while traveling.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I have one of those plug in ones...

 

[celly]

That's funny coming from the guy who buys and sells cars like a 10 year old and his baseball cards.

Oh my. I seriously laughed out loud at that one. So glad I wasn't drinking something at the time.

 

[celly]

Hopefully I won't have to pull the seats...

Or pop up the rear window.

Are people being clueless on purpose? I thought it was plainly obvious what you wanted next.

 

[Joe Dirt]

If you're talking about the 2011, that's not it.

 

[celly]

If you're talking about the 2011, that's not it.

Oh really? I guess I'm clueless too. I thought you were getting a Marielle Wagon.

OK, now you've piqued my curiosity. Do I have to search around for more hints? I haven't been on the site much in the last few months.

That XLT of yours is sweet. I'd take it off your hands if you were closer to here.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I am getting a Marielle wagon. White. We're ordering in the spring if the launch goes well.

Also getting a replacement vehicle for the Wedge.

 

[BigRondo]

Joe, I just caught up on this thread. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.....

 

[Joe Dirt]

It's a perpetual book- does it ever really end?

 

[lynchy wa]

Well Mate you're doing a good job of keeping this idiot in suspense.....Dirtychoco monkey?

 

[safn1949]

I'm waiting to see what you come up with,the 2000 was bought for my gal,we paid half each......who found a new man and now I get to.....

A) pay her back $1500 cuz she can't afford to drive and insure it.

B) look at 2 Explorers in my drive when I get home....4 days a month.

Did I mention I get to keep (and pay for) the house we rent too? That she wanted? That would be the house with no furniture because she owns all of that.

What a deal.

 

[Joe Dirt]

Married or no?

Save the hassle with my thoughts on marriage:

Find someone you can learn to hate in 5 years and just buy them a house.

 

[lynchy wa]

Rough trot mate. Lifes a ***** and then you hook up one.

 

[safn1949]

Married or no?

Save the hassle with my thoughts on marriage:

Find someone you can learn to hate in 5 years and just buy them a house.

Not married,the truth is she really can't afford it and I can (single mom).I was going to give her the truck so I wouldn't have to cough up any cash but it's not going to work out that way.We are still friends,I just kinda got a bunch of stuff dropped in my lap.

And I get to buy furniture....hooray.I would rather be fried in grease.I have to admit the 5.0 is a hoot to drive,that thing runs great.

I was married once for 3 years....yikes,that will never happen again.