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Mike Tysons Homework .........


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October 7, 2000
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'99 XLT 5.0L
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.

Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."

Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.

Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify".

Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.

LOL:D Imagine if someone was actually that dumb.....

is that not how you used those words?...damn all this time and all those funny looks that i have gotten.