My Girlfriend Is Getting HUGE!

[section525]

So here she is. My "Grow A Girlfriend". I thought this would be the perfect place to document the growth of my new woman. The package says she'll grow 6x her current size (2.5")! So in 72 hours I'll have me a 15", big breasted, hot mama.

ANyway, here is the first documentation I have. Her in her pretty little package:

 

[section525]

7/24/03 - 8:37PM PST

My woman gets wet (for the first time)

 

[Redrig]

times are getting tough huh?

 

[section525]

Originally posted by redrig
times are getting tough huh?

It's becoming obvious, huh?

 

[Doug]

You need help.

 

[Redrig]

You need help.

lol thats what i was originally gonna say... hey section since your in this frame of mind i got a set of 33's for sale lol

 

[Robb]

If she, through her progress of growth, splits in two.............PM me. Thanks!

 

[rydinhigh]

Originally posted by Robb
If she, through her progress of growth, splits in two.............PM me. Thanks!

Bwahaha Robb I think that is the funniest thing I have ever heard you say.

 

[section525]

Originally posted by Robb
If she, through her progress of growth, splits in two.............PM me. Thanks!

No need Robb. I got your back.

That's right... twins.

 

[Redrig]

i think the coors light botlle explains it all

 

[jasonb]

got any updates? is she a B cup yet?

 

[section525]

Let me go get an update. It says she'll start growing within two hours. It's been 1/2 hr.

 

[Soundguy01tx]

good lord thats funny... reminds me of the "boyfriend in a box" i got my sister for christmas last year haha.
--bryan

 

[section525]

9:15PM PST - No change. Her leg does look wider though. I'll get her on the stairmaster ASAP.

 

[wired_af]

lol i wanna to grow a girlfriend

 

[ld50]

Any love openings, or do you have to carve those out later?

 

[JamminG4Jim]

Originally posted by ld50
Any love openings, or do you have to carve those out later?

Jeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

 

[jimbo74]

didnt he say she was only going to be 15" tall when done? love openings? i think not, not if she is only 15" tall, you know, half of that is her leg length....

 

[Stephen]

LMAO! This is sure to become another Explorerforum classic...

As long as you dont go to anything harder than Coors Light, I think you'll be okay hahaha

 

[Stephen]

Originally posted by jimabena74
didnt he say she was only going to be 15" tall when done? love openings? i think not, not if she is only 15" tall, you know, half of that is her leg length....

Now Jim, dont forget who we're talking about here. The size may be in reality, just right.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.