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My Girlfriend Is Getting HUGE!

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dang dude.. did you get mad and break her hips or something?
 



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Dude, want me to hook u up man? i am sure we can do better than the little mermaid on the plate. lol. this is too funny.
 






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Now, I dont want to make it look like I'm a "girlfriend inflating expert" You know, I'm married we have no need for these things (yeah......right....) but I'll help ya out here.

Your problem is she's in a bowl. Put her in the bathtub. Then she'll have more room to grow straight.
 






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She's in the kitchen sink! WTF? SHe's a mutant retard! I'll get another pic right now. I always get the freaks. :rolleyes:
 












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She's been living 100% submerged in the kitchen sink for well over half a day now.
 

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7/25/03 - 1:24PM PST

:rolleyes:
 

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ok is anyone else starting to find that thing a little disturbing? I know Id lay in bed at night and just have nightmares of a lifesize pink foam mutant chick coming into my room and murdering me... ugh... weird...
--Bryan
 






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What's disturbing is I left her in the kitchen sink all alone! No one she's coming out all fawked up. She has no role models!

Problem solved at 1:34PM PST - 7/25/03
 

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WTF is going on here.....

You can sock it to her in a few hours!
 






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Originally posted by section525
Man.. its been nearly two hours now I just have a fat 2.5" tall chick. wtf? :mad:

Even the fat chicks need a little love. :D
 


















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You sure have a strange version of foreplay...

:D
 












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sometimes you need to use your fingers and lightly massage to get her to fully open up...
okay, going no further
 






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haha thats some funy isht. man, i needed a good laugh :D
 



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That's good stuff!

We need more funny pictures :bounce:
 






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