My Girlfriend Is Getting HUGE!

[jasonb]

dang dude.. did you get mad and break her hips or something?

 

[wired_af]

mabey he didnt get his girlfriend wet enough

 

[swak6287]

Dude, want me to hook u up man? i am sure we can do better than the little mermaid on the plate. lol. this is too funny.

 

[Stephen]

Now, I dont want to make it look like I'm a "girlfriend inflating expert" You know, I'm married we have no need for these things (yeah......right....) but I'll help ya out here.

Your problem is she's in a bowl. Put her in the bathtub. Then she'll have more room to grow straight.

 

[section525]

She's in the kitchen sink! WTF? SHe's a mutant retard! I'll get another pic right now. I always get the freaks.

 

[Stephen]

LOL Poor guy.

Are you sure she's staying wet enough? You know that can be a real problem...

 

[section525]

She's been living 100% submerged in the kitchen sink for well over half a day now.

 

[section525]

7/25/03 - 1:24PM PST

 

[Soundguy01tx]

ok is anyone else starting to find that thing a little disturbing? I know Id lay in bed at night and just have nightmares of a lifesize pink foam mutant chick coming into my room and murdering me... ugh... weird...
--Bryan

 

[section525]

What's disturbing is I left her in the kitchen sink all alone! No one she's coming out all fawked up. She has no role models!

Problem solved at 1:34PM PST - 7/25/03

 

[Soundguy01tx]

Haha
--Bryan

 

[Hartman]

WTF is going on here.....

You can sock it to her in a few hours!

 

[Blee1099]

Originally posted by section525
Man.. its been nearly two hours now I just have a fat 2.5" tall chick. wtf?

Even the fat chicks need a little love.

 

[wired_af]

the pics arnt working!!!!!!!!!!!!:fire:

edit - ok they work now

 

[wired_af]

looks like shes growin an extra set of boobs right above her waist

 

[mmpc]

You sure have a strange version of foreplay...

 

[Stephen]

Wow...

You sure you want that big guy in the tank top to be her role model?

 

[akcrogers]

sometimes you need to use your fingers and lightly massage to get her to fully open up...
okay, going no further

 

[Premier]

haha thats some funy isht. man, i needed a good laugh

 

[JoshC]

That's good stuff!

We need more funny pictures