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For some reason this reminds me of a saying I heard about girls

"Girls are like parking spaces, all of the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap".

Section525: it looks to me like you got one of the handicap ones. :D
 



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Section, why are you only growing 1 of them? You could have short fat pink lesbians!!

They ought to sell them in packs of 2 and rename them "Grow a lesbian", probably sell a lot more.
 






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Close your eyes and use your imagination(and some mind altering drugs), she kinda looks like Daryl Hannah in that mermaid movie. I say paint her lower torso green and put her in an aquarium with a picture of yourself. Mike
 






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HOMiES!
 






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Yomie.. check this out. I leave them alone for a few hours and come back and the homies are having their way with her! :eek:


4:50PM PST 7/25/03 - Four-way. Even the Homie Priest couldn't hold back.
 

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we will call her....Mini Anna Nicole
 






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HAHA! This is great! It's another Hootus thread in the making!:D

Now I know how they make Marshmallow Peeps.
 






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Originally posted by section525
4:50PM PST 7/25/03 - Four-way. Even the Homie Priest couldn't hold back.
Actually, with the way her body is contorted and all, I think he's probably performing an Exorcism...
 






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Hmmm..........I have seen this situation before.........
 

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Good to know she is limber - LOL
 






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Originally posted by redrig
i think the coors light botlle explains it all
;)

LOL!..i wasnt going to say that.
 






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next time stick with the inflatable women they work faster!
 






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call me a perv, but i would SO do Little Mermaid. she's a friggin hottie......

and BTW, i was serious about the Coors Light comment. friends dont let friends drink Coors Light. im just tryin to look out for ya bro.
 






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James is just trying to get everyone drinking Zima like he does :D
 






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i would rather drink Coors Light than Zima.... :megapuke:
 






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Originally posted by james t
call me a perv, but i would SO do Little Mermaid. she's a friggin hottie......

Since we are talking cartoon fantasies, I'd do Jessica from Who framed Roger Rabbit. :p
 












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dont even get into anime, some of them cartoon chicks are pretty damn hot!! misato from Evangelion, anyday!!
 






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friends dont let friends drink Coors Light. im just tryin to look out for ya bro.
or drive streeters lol j/k
 



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